Eric, I can understand that knowing the sheriff could be an asset when the wife comes home to a sink full of dead chickens and a house full of hysterical children because the ones they named Peep-peep, Cluck-cluck and Scratches are among the group in the sink. Or when Elsie and Trigger have gotten loose and stampeded through the neighborhood.

The day that Elsie and Noo-noo have to visit the slaughterhouse would also be a special time.

Nothing compares to life on the range.