Ahoy Guvnor Davidson......me thinks you might be a pirate yourself. Me thinks me saw you sailin' on yer ship named The Lady's Barrister. A vile & scary ship she be, puttin fear into pirates low an high!

When me crew saw yer boat, every scurvy-boned mate who was married jumped ship. Me had a mutiny on me hands.

Aaarrrggggghhhh!!!!!!


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."