"So the Norwegians find this thing, cut it out of the ice, and take it back to camp. They thaw it out, it wakes up, probably not in the best of moods...."

Classic. Bring on the prequel!


"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"

If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
PB answer: It depends.