I hit a chupacabra with my police car last night. I got out to put him down with my service gun. I got on the radio to tell my supervisor I would be discharging a round to put a chupacabra down. And wouldn't you know it, it sprang to life and ran off before I could shoot him. Now I am sitting at home on admin leave waiting for a mental health eval from the county shrink!
Keep an eye out for real thick, dark, bristley hairs growing on your neck. I've heard it's a side effect of chupacabra sightings.
