I hit a chupacabra with my police car last night. I got out to put him down with my service gun. I got on the radio to tell my supervisor I would be discharging a round to put a chupacabra down. And wouldn't you know it, it sprang to life and ran off before I could shoot him. Now I am sitting at home on admin leave waiting for a mental health eval from the county shrink!
It's just as well. El Chupacabras tough hide makes them highly resistant to projectile based weaponry. You need something packing a high frequency plasma burst to put one down for good.
Let me know, I'll hook you up. And, I can supply the name of a taxidermist who knows how to remain silent.....and capture the iridescent sheen on the bony plates along the back. They fade quite a bit after death, you know...
