Upon careful review of your responses my answer is
Thursday.
Nothing? Not even a twitter?
Tough sub.
"Bruce, I AM YOUR FATHER. Well, actually, no, I can't back that up."
Don't get me started - my kids aren't old enough to watch the Austin Powers flicks, but they pretty much know every line because I'm one of those freaks who believes that EVERY conversation in life can be handled with Austin Powers references!