Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
Don't be ridiculous I haven't "soiled my armor" in years.

Of course I probably would have run away, wildly waiving my arms and screaming like a 7 year old girl.

But all the while maintaining the highest level of dignity possible given the close encounter with the horrible monster that just attempted to claw my face off.



That's what I needed - thanks Jeff - I seriously have tears in my eyes...

Come to think of it, we need a a place perserved for publishing humorous observations/stories...maybe a new feature in the magazine, "City Boy Classics" or "Pond Management Moments"...I bet we could collaborate on some doozies that would not only generate a few laughs but also drop the standards so low everyone would feel far less embarrassed of their own pond management "moments". Who else is a city boy? I know Bruce has revealed a few of his classic moments...

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau

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