Furthermore, I'd like to point out that the myth that the tax code is complicated was formulated by the International Accountant's Conspiracy to sustain our workloads. It's really so simple, anyone could do their own taxes in about 10 minutes.
Wow, we're really slipping mentally. We don't recall ever thinking that let alone writing it.
We think the barriers that separate our various personalities is weakening. Normally we do a good job of keeping to their own neighborhoods but lately we have been exploring each other's neighborhoods.
Stanley, the one that prepares taxes, is a mild tempered, well spoken, analytical type that avoids confrontation and won't look you in the eye when you speak to him. Although a nice guy, Stanley is not someone you would hang out with. He is somewhat devoid of humor and tends to over think things. Fortunately he is a good bean counter and earns the living for the rest of us. Most of our clients know Stanley.
Most of you know Rodney, and you commonly refer to him as JHAP. He's funny, relatively quick witted and very easy going. Most people like Rodney, the ladies see him as non-threatening, the guys trust him and enjoy having him around. He's affectionate, quick to laugh and an all around good guy. Most of the posts on this site are written by Rodney.
And then there's Mick. Mick is the one that is the primary force behind the GSA, is quick tempered and foul mouthed. Mick use to love the martial arts tournaments, there was nothing he liked better than watching opponents bleed. Mick is dark and brooding and ironically speaks with a Brooklyn accent. Mick appears and disappears in an instant. Sometimes only detected by a darkness that flashes across the eyes of either Stanley or Rodney. Mick was the dominant personality in our youth and now appears less often, but when he does he is more vicious than he use to be. Lately Mick has been into guns. All of our run ins with the law have been because of Mick. Mick would rather cut you than shake your hand.
We suspect that someone is messing with Rodney's posts but we can't prove it. If we do find out who it is you better hope that that Mick doesn't find you. He's drawing pictures of torturing you. He hates you. He hates you bad.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
