I'd rather watch a soccer game.
Cecil, I thought that was footbal! (or is that rugby?)
Well the Germans on my mom side of the family call it "Fuseball" and to me it's more football than what we Americans worship. After all they use their feet (occasionally head) while we use both our feet and hands.
Communists. That's what we called them in high school while they were kicking a ball around and I was running my butt off in track.
After our weekly 10 mile distance run for cross country practice (high school) on our way back we ran into a football player that said he had to run four laps around the track and was really sweating like a pigs *** in July. He was whining about it. We couldn't stop laughing. I still chuckle when I recall that.