Cocktails and a steak dinner with you and Brucille, huh?
Tempting, but no, you're going to need more. Get Shawn Banks over there to facilitate ensuring that no attendee gets to bed at a reasonable hour. Just make sure to tell him "no Keystone Light."
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."