Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
No this simply won't do.

We require:

1. Topo map.

2. Three dimensional color plans of pond, house, landscape,hardscape, softscape, escape, and any other words that end in scape.

3. One of those trick computer walk-through presentations.

4. Listing of all fish that are in the ponds, that you will put in the ponds, that you might put in the ponds, and ones that you would never put in the ponds.

5. Proposed name for new property.

Details, we need details.

6. Address and anticipated dinner menus for the next two years. \:o

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