Originally Posted By: BrianH
Stupid runs in my family.
My dad was watching the cutter while turning on a tractor. He drove up on something and turned the tractor onto its side. Luckily he wasn't hurt. We went and set it upright. My brother went the next day to put it back together and as he was putting a weight back on ( the weight being an 80 pound bar that lays in a piece of channel iron), he dropped the weight on his penis. Then his fat fingers were too big to pick it back up.He said he panicked a little and noticed the only tool he didn't put up was a screwdriver looking pry bar. He had to unzip his pants to be able to reach the pry bar and free himself. He said there was lots of blood but nothing too bad so he didn't go the the ER. The next morning was quite painful but everything healed up pretty good. I ask him sometines how his little guy is doing.


LMAO! \:\) \:\) \:\) \:\)


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