Theo,

I'm glad you weren't on my crew when I was a weapons specialist in the ANG loading bombs and missiles! \:o \:D

Just kidding of course. I did have a guy on my crew doing a make up day when I wasn't there, that loaded BDU's and didn't tell the other crewman in the cockpit about it when he did an electrical check. Needless to say one or more BDU's dropped on the tarmac with a big bang. Fortunately for those of you that don't know a BDU is a (Bomb Dummy Unit.)There is cartridge behind them that is kind of like shotgun shell without the pellets that disengages the BDU when it receives an electrical charge. Poor guy got a drug test every hour on the hour for days.

We had another guy that was so dangerous we all swore if we went to war we have to take him out behind the barracks and shoot him so he wouldn't wipe us out. I think he smoked too much wacky tabbacy in the 60's and it did brain damage.

If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.