It's all your fault Sunil. Naming them Red and Blondie. I mean come on. No self respecting boy dog wants to be called Blondie. Red, yea I can see that, Red Buttons, Red Skelton, that works, but Blondie?
You screwed up big time. Should have gone with Jake and Elwood. I tried to tell you but NOOOOO, you wouldn't listen.
Coop me up in the house and call me Blondie and I'd pee on your rug too.