Dave,
Have you been fingerprinted yet? I dated a Harvard Law grad and she had to go to the nearest police station to be fingerprinted after she graduated.
So they DO know all Harvard Law grads are criminals!!!!
The only bad thing I know she did was to get mixed up with me.
BTW she probably knows are current president and firstlady as she was at Harvard law school at the same time. No contact anymore though. Moved on to bigger and better things.