If you add up all his alias or nom-de plumes he is probably at 15000 right now.

Let the party begin - high expectations for 10000. No pressure Theo. My suggestion a pic of a big BG says it all - no fancy or witty words just the real deal - of course a pic of a small SMB or RES from Gallus II pond would suffice. Here use this pic of a SMB nesting and claim you grew it to that size in under a year with a super secret food source. That should stir things up a bit.