asterperious = a superior attitude in an inferior environment

 Originally Posted By: Dave Davidson1
OK Chuck, what is an asterperious?

Hey that's about what we do for hog bait. Get a 5 gallon bucket about 80% full of corn. Put some diesel in along with beer. Diesel will keep the coons off. Use Lite beer since it's not good for anything else. Garnish with 7 or 8 eggs(maybe more) and some Vodka or Gin(I hate vodka and gin). A little bit of urine doesn't seem to hurt it. Stir it all up and leave it in the sun for a couple of days to kinda "set". Get your buddy to carry it to the hog trap and don't get downwind. If he sloshes any on his britches leg, burn the jeans.


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