"Hurry, hurry! Step right up! See the Amazing Condello Brothers and Sister Rose Circus!

See the Terrifying Cannibal King Perch - Able to eat small siblings in a single gulp!
See Dr. Frankenbruce's Giant False-Toothed Bluegill! Watch him gain weight before your very eyes!
See the Astounding Reciprocating Algal Bloom and observe it wax and wane on a precise ten minute cycle!

Come one, come all! Free 42% protein fish food for the Kiddies! Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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