I once saw a redear sunfish chew through a tree faster than the beaver next to him, he took bigger bites and left no woodchips on the ground. You don't want to know what he did with the wood chips... but I think the beaver lost some kind of bet...
Even if a Redear loses a bet it never pays up. No one has ever collected on a Redear bet, not the Mafia, not the Yakuza, not the Triad, no one.
And you NEVER want to owe a Redear money. They ALWAYS get paid. The Mafia is so afraid of Redears that they use the term "Swimming with the Fishes" to mean dead, murdered. A coincidence? I think not.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
