1. When a redear is dropped in the water, it doesn't get wet. The water gets "redeared."
2. Redears don't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
3. Redears CAN divide by zero.
4. While urinating, redears are easily capable of welding titanium.
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
