I see a lucrative business opportunity here, JHAP. If we can create a salad dressing named Hidden Lake Ranch, and it tasted great with, oh say, something like Elodea....catchin' my drift? The fat-free version will have the Subway Jarrods lined up at the JHAP Elo-deli like teenage girls at Sunil's last rock concert. This will surely open the door to marketing your patented Cowboy chip-dip, not to mention soaring toothbrush sales.
You, my friend, are on the cusp of capitalistic greatness.
I've been trying Bski. I've been pushing Elodea as a heath food for a couple of years. I even
bribed paid a consulting fee to government officials to change the food pyramid.
No luck so far.