Is that a speaker box that I see attached to the exterior? Have you engineered extension wires to facilitate removal? This would then allow you to set and hold the speaker box unit on your shoulder with the drivers directed toward your ears. Although many would consider this ridiculous procedure, there are many more that recongnize the hip-hop benefits to a pounding, rhythmic track of Badger-Badger as you beebop and chicken strut up and down the Pond Barge with a Corona in your free hand. Don't forget the sheet of cardboard for break-dancing.