I told you we could rally, Bruce!

Just explain to Hank that the proceeds are going to SDSU students. He seems like a good guy and a family man, so I'm sure he'd be willing to move a pen around for about 2 seconds in order to help such a cause.

"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."