....couldnt resist:
for "jeffhasapond":
Offhand Japes
Japan Shed Off
Jehad Fan Fops
Jehad Pan Offs
Jehad Nap Offs
Jehad Snap Off
Hadjes Fan Fop
Hand Jape Offs
A Hadj Fen Fops
Fad Fa Pen Josh
Hadj Fas En Fop
Fa Pan Def Josh
Fa Spa Def John
there's a hidden message in there somewhere