Total bust here.
Too much marine layer couldn't see a darn thing.
Cassette player jammed, distorted the music until it spit tape all over the place.
Couldn't find my fuzzy bunny slippers.
Speaking of which:
I'm not going outside in my nightshirt and fuzzy bunny slippers.
Sunil, you were not supposed to disclose the secret ceremonial attire. What part of non disclosure agreement did not get???
Jeez, see if we ever invite you to be the master of ceremonies again. Oh, by the way Sunil are you free next eclipse?