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I already accused dock Condello of being shellfish. Did you knot sea my line? (tad polish - best one yet  )
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still trolling for humor?
gee-dub, be advised that any use of, or further use of, the words "bass", "crappie", "fecundity", or "duckweed" will cause the moderators to drown this fishtail so fast it will cause yer head to spincast.
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Originally posted by dave in el dorado ca:
still trolling for humor?
Yeah, I'm afraid I might be hooked on it, it's good exercise for my Largemouth.
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Originally posted by dave in el dorado ca:
gee-dub, be advised that any use of, or further use of, the words "bass", "crappie", "fecundity", or "duckweed" will cause the moderators to drown this fishtail so fast it will cause yer head to spincast. I would like to see him work "larval trawling" in somehow. Then we could close the thread.
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GeeDub, take a deep breath and medicate yourself. I would recommend tequila. Oh heck, I forgot that you're not from around here. Beer will do or call Dr. Sunil for profesional advice.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Ok guys should this thread , with all its larval trawling for humor , be included in the PB funnies ?
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Originally posted by ewest:
Ok guys should this thread , with all its larval trawling for humor , be included in the PB funnies ? Let's take a vote. Bill Cod-y says yes Sun(fish)il says yes Bruce Cod-ello says yes Bob Luskemunge says yes Eelwest says yes Dave Davidsunnie says yes NE-Dock says yes Short(nose gar)y says yes Dave in El Dorado says yes Jeffhasa pond says yes Ted Eelea says yes Meadowl-ark says yes Brett(mus)kie says yes Sea-cil says yes
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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What about Theo An-guillas?
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"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Maybe Steve Sau(geye)nders?
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I know you buoys are wondering where I'm getting these aquatic ideas. No, I wasn't a Marine, I'm a psychic, and I channel catfish.
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CUT....IT'S a (fish)WRAP. PLEASE!!!
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Walleye'm sorry burger if I was too koi. I'm herring what you say, and I'll mullet over.
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ok, just one more cast.......
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This is becoming a tough roe to hoe, but if you'll Permit me I'll forage ahead. Also, I'm littoraly swamped working on the shoreline of Cindy's pond. As projects go this one's a Roughy, and I Cod not do it without herbicide me.
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Originally posted by GW:
This is becoming a tough roe to hoe, but if you'll Permit me I'll forage ahead. Also, I'm littoraly swamped working on the shoreline of Cindy's pond. As projects go this one's a Roughy, and I Cod not do it without herbicide me. :rolleyes:  get a life, dam yankee. Sardine ya ever get some larva rock for the shoreline? 
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I think you're being Sailfish now burger, you Fathead. Don't make me give you a Shiner.
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Originally posted by GW:
I think you're being Sailfish now burger, you Fathead. Don't make me give you a Shiner. I know you're not coming up with this all your own. You're so in trawled with this, I bet you have started an office pool to kelp you out.
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I am using Google and Pond Boss for help. They're a great parasites.
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
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Sunil hit the nail on the Hammerhead.
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I have become completely and utterly out of groans.
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From Heron out it's not like clay that I can fathom many more pearls like the one's I've dredged up already, but I'll try if you in cyst...
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I feel partly responsible. I had no idea that GeeDub was a fish-punaholic. I fear that the 12 steps to recovery will likely be spent pacing another 36 feet, contemplating another fish pun. Drastic measures are in order.
The thought of our gumbah standing around an empty mud hole with a fire in it, warming his hands thru tattered gloves with no fingers on them, pains me. I take solace knowing that he likely won't be alone as all the other lost-soul fish-punaholics will be there also, guarding their cans full of pencils, Ripple bottles, and rusty treble hooks. Knowing all this, I must request:
PERMISSION TO CLOSE THIS THREAD
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Do you guys really want me to move this topic to the archives -- GW won't be able to add more aqua levity to it then. 
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