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HELP! ...need another caption #94310 07/25/07 08:36 PM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Brettski OP Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94311 07/25/07 08:54 PM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker
Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio	Brettski, I'll murdalize ya. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94312 07/25/07 09:21 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	Ya see this dead fish here? I didn't aerates propahleeze, so's I'm gonna talk ta Sue Cruz for some ejahmahcation Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94313 07/26/07 07:23 AM
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Alligator Lunker A Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 821 East Texas	Lookie, Shark Bait! - Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94314 07/26/07 07:29 AM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker
Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio	I caught this one in the cast net your friend has on her hair! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94315 07/26/07 07:29 AM
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 473 east Texas B BarO Lunker
BarO Lunker B Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 473 east Texas	"Caught this one on Cecil's pellet fly." 20 acres of trees & 3/4 acre pond. "Home of the future Texas state HSB record for Private ponds"

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94316 07/26/07 07:31 AM
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Sue Cruz Ambassador Lunker Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 709 Pompano Beach, Florida	Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Sue Cruz Vertex Water Features www.vertexwaterfeatures.com

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94317 07/26/07 08:30 AM
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GW Lunker G Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,287 Central florida	Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! Add about 50 adult (12in) male LMB. Males because they will stay in the size range to eat 2-5in lepomis for a longer time period and there will be no LMB reproduction to make the pond swing to the other extreme (LMB crowded). Woo-woo-woo-woo! An easier way would be to combine that with trapping and seining some knuckleheads out. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! First you need to decide if you want LMB reproduction in the management plan. Rrrowf! Rrrowf! You could add some HSB but they may not do so well if you have a shallow hot water situation. Ngah-ngah-ngah!

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94318 07/26/07 09:18 AM
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burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx.	Dont listen to him, sweetie, he's a catfish guy...whiskers and all. Come to my place and we'll calculate stocking numbers for Georgia Giants and fatheads(no, not the one on the end) over a rum and coke.

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94319 07/26/07 12:37 PM
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Dave Davidson1 Moderator Lunker D Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 16,051 Likes: 277 Hurst & Bowie, Texas	I have always like the Stooges. They didn't need canned laughter to make sure I knew that they were funny. It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color. Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done. Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94320 07/26/07 01:26 PM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker
Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio	We like you too, DD! -Eric, Theo, & Bruce "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94321 07/26/07 02:25 PM
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker
ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss.	$\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ But you know better that to take advice from the Stooges , I hope. $;\)$

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94322 07/29/07 04:26 PM
Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 343 SW Illinois D DJT Lunker
DJT Lunker D Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 343 SW Illinois	If I remember correctly this was an actual exchange made during that episode. Woman: "Why did you become a fisherman?" Moe: "Oh, just for the Halibut" Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94323 07/29/07 05:33 PM
Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana B bobad Lunker
bobad Lunker B Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana	Quote: Originally posted by DJT: Woman: "Why did you become a fisherman?" Moe: "Oh, just for the Halibut" Mow whacks Curly on the head. Curl rubs it and says "Now I have a haddock". Shrimp

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94324 07/30/07 08:21 AM
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prentissbo Lunker P Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 43 Prattville, Alabama	If they keep hitting each other someone might call the carps.

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94325 07/30/07 08:33 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,287 Central florida G GW Lunker
GW Lunker G Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,287 Central florida	The fish in that episode were in seine.

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94326 07/30/07 12:32 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	D'oh! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94327 07/30/07 12:37 PM
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GW Lunker G Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,287 Central florida	As a comedian I would surely flounder.

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94328 07/30/07 12:41 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94329 07/30/07 01:44 PM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker
Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio	GeeDub's on a roll. Somebody add butter. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94330 07/30/07 09:47 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,287 Central florida G GW Lunker
GW Lunker G Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,287 Central florida	Now you're just baiting me.

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94331 07/30/07 09:58 PM
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burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx.	Cody, Help! Get us back on topic. Oh...nevermind; Brettski started it.

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94332 07/30/07 10:24 PM
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Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94333 07/31/07 09:39 AM
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ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss.	ROFLOL $\:D$ $\:D$

Re: HELP! ...need another caption #94334 07/31/07 10:39 AM
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jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker J Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA	JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)