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I will take a motion picture of Condello's bluegills in their new Condello Condo (fish cage) tonight when I feed them! Get the popcorn ready about 9 P.M. and enjoy! \:D


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Great! And G rated, I'm sure. I suppose Condello RES footage would be R rated.

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Certainly not as good as our and their accomodations in southeast NE. We & they were treated right nicely, I'd say.


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Spielberg had the same problem while filming Jaws. Hence the use of Bruce the mechanical shark.


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Wonderful, just wonderful. I'd gotten used to the fact that he's caught more fish, grows bigger fish, and is better looking than I am (just ask him :rolleyes: ). Now we find out Dr. Frankenbruce aced his SAT. The old Action Figure is gonna get a workout tonight. :p


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Theo-

I wouldn't feel bad if I were you. Bruce may do very well with the erudite, book-learning stuff, but that doesn't mean his grasp on the practical, day to day knowledge and skills we all use is any better than yours. As an example, I can't recall a single Condello post relating to the proper construction or taxonomy of medieval siege engines ever!

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Thanks Cecil, but I think Theo misinterpreted.

Actually I aced the math section of the ACT (36 if I remember correctly). But I didn't ace the rest of the test, nor did I ace the SAT. If I recall, my SAT was a rather pedestrian effort.

Have you ever seen the movie "Old School"? Watch Will Ferrel when he does the debate scene....

That was me in math. \:\) \:\) \:\)


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From those spread sheets I thought he was a math wiz. When he started doing those crazy genetics equations I knew it was true. So simple a "caveman" can do it. Now what about those cognitive learning skills and abstract thought processes. ? ;\) :p
















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Man what an AWSOME looking cage DUDE!! I am going to have to make one of these!!!!!!

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I wouldn't feel bad if I were you. Bruce may do very well with the erudite, book-learning stuff, but that doesn't mean his grasp on the practical, day to day knowledge and skills we all use is any better than yours. As an example, I can't recall a single Condello post relating to the proper construction or taxonomy of medieval siege engines ever!
You, Sir, are amazingly perceptive!


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Thanks Cecil, but I think Theo misinterpreted.

Actually I aced the math section of the ACT (36 if I remember correctly). But I didn't ace the rest of the test, nor did I ace the SAT. If I recall, my SAT was a rather pedestrian effort.
Speaking strictly hypothetically, what would it mean if I had gotten a 37 in the math section of the SAT? \:D


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CB1:

36 IS tops for ACT.

SAT math section goes up to 800.


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Originally posted by Theo Gallus:

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Speaking strictly hypothetically, what would it mean if I had gotten a 37 in the math section of the SAT?
That would mean you were an English major.

Or, that you were working in the Congressional Office of Budget and Finance.

Or, if you did manage to pursue your original career path in aerospace engineering, that you were in charge of calculating the rendevous point with the planet Mars for the first manned mission.

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Originally posted by Theo Gallus:

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Speaking strictly hypothetically, what would it mean if I had gotten a 37 in the math section of the SAT?
That would mean you were an English major.

Or, that you were working in the Congressional Office of Budget and Finance.

Or, if you did manage to pursue your original career path in aerospace engineering, that you were in charge of calculating the rendevous point with the planet Mars for the first manned mission.
Haha...that was a good post! I needed a good laugh.


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Originally posted by Theo Gallus:

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Speaking strictly hypothetically, what would it mean if I had gotten a 37 in the math section of the SAT?
...Or, if you did manage to pursue your original career path in aerospace engineering, that you were in charge of calculating the rendevous point with the planet Mars for the first manned mission.
Wow, Yolkie; incredibly close! Right solar system, wrong planet. Theo has been working closely with Burger Aerospace in preparation for the first manned journey to the seventh planet from the sun. Pass me the tinfoil hat, please.

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Originally quoted by Brettski:

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Wow, Yolkie; incredibly close! Right solar system, wrong planet. Theo has been working closely with Burger Aerospace in preparation for the first manned journey to the seventh planet from the sun. Pass me the tinfoil hat, please.
I'm taking a wild guess here-if Burger is in charge of flight ops, and Theo, navigation, that you have Sunil in mind for asstronaut??

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Watch your spelling now. You'll make Theo get out his red pen.


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No that is not right! Sunil is much to smart to let his asstro go for naught. Plus Burger and Theo are much wiser than that - they are sending some hot shot rookie driver on that mission. They know that , after the big boys Jupiter and the ringed-man Saturn, if they miss Uranus that nep-tune is a small hard rock gig and Pluto is no more - so they would be outa-space. No tin-foil hats please.
















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Me no smart.
Fatty happy get 500 on SAZ



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My bad.

If I'd known that Sunil could bench press 723lbs I would never have dared such liberties in the first place. The fear of the red pen pales in comparison.

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Originally posted by Fatty McButterPants:

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Fatty happy get 500 on SAZ
That's all right, when you're as handsome as you are, brains aren't all that important anyway.

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I aced the Playboy Mensa test...sooo that qualifies me to nominate Yolkie to the revered title of 'fingerling'.

thin ice, boys, thin ice.


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thin ice, boys, thin ice.
Well, we haven't been moderated yet, either that or Theo is sleeping.

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What is ACT and SAT? I thought that Muleshoe grads could figure out all of the 3 letter words. The Teacher made us skip the 4 letter words and go to 5 letter. That was tough.


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Burger built the spaceship;
Sunil flies it fast and brisk.
With Theo steering, he's a fool
His silly *.


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