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#81236 01/17/07 02:38 PM
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A pimple on the back was "piggy-backne."

A pimp would have "Cadillacne."


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

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My cat just had a "purr-gasm".

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That was Tim Kazurynsky (sic) protraying "Dr Jack Bedoffski" (or maybe "Brettski")!

A bad case of shingles was "dhoubles"

A really big colostomy was a "collosal-ostomy"

Clastrophobia is the fear of small, enclosed spaces. The fear of massive insulin overdoses was "Klaus-von-Bula-phobia"


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