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I can't help but feel that we are not taking full advantage of Theo's picture shown below. Assuming that you could write in the caption for this picture, what would you write, if you please?  "Yes, Honey. Please go ahead and reserve my rubber room with a credit card."
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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I can't seem to get this fish structure to stay on the bottom!
Gotta get back to fishin!
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In other news tonight, freakish reports of odd freshwater animals observed in an Ohio pond are flooding local sheriff stations.
In addition to several species already noted as unique and perhaps deformed, including catfish and RES, local aerospace engineer and pond owner Theo Gallus is under suspicion of illegal genetic tampering, and cruelty to animals. This photo above taken only yesterday shows Mr. Gallus tying a chlorox bottle to one of the many strange creatures, then setting it adrift.
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Theo auditions for Pee-Wee’s Playhouse.
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Theo Gallus, shown here performing the backstroke, has defied all odds with his exceptional adaptation to his homemade prosthetic limbs.
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"Here honey, grab this stuff and throw it under the double wide".
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"I'm sure glad I picked the LEAST embarrassing picture to put on the Internet!"
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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a quick glimpse of the 2007 pastel, multicolored celestial gyro.(closed pond;professional driver)
winner gets Sunil's new PB.
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I told you guys, no one will be allowed to move in untill the rent is paid!
Please no more rain for a month! :|
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Looks like a case for CSI
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"weird bug attacks local swimmer"
In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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" Local pond owner subdues alien by holding it under water , while local kids scream "Go Theo your our hero"! 
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"The Happy Fisherman makes a new friend; jealous Robby feigns disinterest"
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Arkansas Synchronized Swim Team wins Olympic Trials!
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Moments after crashing his home made speed boat doing 125 mph in a local reservoir, this Ohioan came to the surface apparently unhurt.
It is believed that his watercraft, which was built entirely from surplus and used farm objects, hit a partially submerged Red Eared Sunfish with an evil grin. There was no trace of the Sunfish.
2/3 acre pond 12 miles from that big pond we call Lake Erie.
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Teach a man to grow fish...
He can teach to catch fish...
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Looks like the hybrids spawned after all.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
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Ahoy mates! A pirate's ship be only as good as me latest plunder. She been a rotten year!
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Using another one of the Professor's wacky inventions, Gilligan sets out for Hawaii with only a jug of water ! 
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Front cover of Jules Verne's latest paperback
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Concrete proof that USO's (unidentified submerged objects) are real and actually exist.
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Now that we're on page two, I need to re-paste this photo so respondents can have inspiration as they pen their entries. 
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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What will I get when I'm voted the winner?
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A shot of Jim Beam Black, and a punch in the gut??
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Originally posted by Sunil:
A shot of Jim Beam Black, and a punch in the gut?? I'm not sure which is worse...
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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