Deb you are 100% more woman than most of us and that is a very good thing for perspective.
Theo please stay ahead of me because it means we will all have continued fun and levity.
I don't agree that there is a shortage of quality in your posts after all you started Long-Haired Hybridization , POND BOSS NEWS - CHRISTMAS EDITION (aka new pond fish species), Cormorantophobia , CC Mouths vs GShiner & Bluegill Sizes: My Summer Term Paper (with Channel Cat Prey Sizing thread ) and Diet Dew Addict Indenti-Fridge Contest which are all PB classics of the first order.
It is one thing to have an outstanding post and another to start (the idea) for a classic thread !!!
PS :If anyone wants to shoot for top quality then the example to follow is Bill not me. Theo thanks for the compliment anyway.