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Maybe if you could find the .jpg in your temporary internet files you could upload to a new server, edit your post and change the image url.

Moved it to photobucket! Can you see it ..., can you see it now?

Only with my sunglasses on!

The aluminum foil chair prevents Major League Baseball from seizing control of Bruce's lower intestine.

I think he is preparing his office for another batch of cannibal yellow perch!

What Theo??? I don't follow!

Does his lower intestine have frequent seizures? LOL

I have warned BJK about just such a setup because of the window and the effects of reflected light but you know how pirates are -- they can't withstand the lure of shinny objects .

That may be Sunil's house or maybe the "Mad Scientist"

That's Sunil's entire house. Helps him think. He's been noticing a lot less intrusion from the CIA as well.

Actually I used Sunil's stealth raccoon to get that photo of Bruce's office.
Here is a photo of his office after he had been away a few days (pirate skating on Cecil's pond). He obviously stays gone for a long time. Everyone stay on your guard cause BJK's gonna get ya.

What do you mean you don't follow it? :p

Ahhhh I see some people don't follow the Classic Simpsons!! I think that Major League Baseball has gotten to them already!!

The only thing missing from that office is the bottle of Focusyne!!

Ok, now I am REALLY lost (as if I wasn't before). Don't know about the Simpsons much, and the closest I came to Major League baseball was when my ex husband played minor league through the cubs organization (like 12 years ago). My world revolves around Thomas the train, Buzz Lightyear, and Finding Nemo.

Help???

Debra, to help those not intimate with the Simpsons, here is what was being implied here:

http://www.thesimpsons.com/episode%5Fguide/
Season 11 Episode 1102

"Brother's Little Helper"
1102 AABF22
Original Airdate: 10/03/99

After Bart is caught performing another destructive act, Homer and Marge put him on medication. The boy starts taking Focusyne, an experimental Attention Deficit Disorder drug that at first turns him into the very model of manners and efficiency. But the drug has some strange side effects, and Bart becomes paranoid, ranting that Major League Baseball is using a satellite to read his thoughts. Marge and Homer try to take Bart off Focusyne, but he resists and overdoses. During his Focusyne bender, Bart steals a tank from a nearby army base and shoots a satellite out of the sky. Sure enough, the satellite is controlled by Major League Baseball, but America's hero, Mark McGwire, helicopters into Springfield to assure everyone that nothing suspicious is going on

Man I just realized that either I am such a nerd or I have way too much time on my hands or my wife is right on all counts!!!

Nahhh none of the above can be true. Must be I need to spend more time out on my Pond!!!!
By the way great jokes on other thread!!

Eric, the world needs more people like you.

Deb:

Let's see, Ryan is 3 - that's the perfect age to wean him off kiddy programs and on to such adult fair as The Simpsons. We did that, substituting 2 six hour tapes of Simpsons episodes for Sesame Street, etc. (11 years later and I still remember every line of dialog from those episodes. "Strip the bark next, Stampy." "Can we have a pool, Dad?" "Take me away to Mount Splashmore. Take me, take me, take me, take me now. NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! Mount Splashmore, take me there right now!"). Just do it, Deb, and your son will be every bit as normal as mine - contemplating universes where "The Terminator" was portrayed by Gilbert Gottfried.

Can't do it! The kid is too smart for his own age (he is in the 4 year old class at daycare, scary). In fact he once told me to put Sponge Bob in the corner due to a comment ole Spongie made that should have gone right over Ryan's head. He told me the other day that he wanted to be a dentist when he grew up (so he could pull out people's teeth). I'm telling you they added something to the kid's petri dish during IVF.

My word I just realized how many of you "adult" men are familiar with Homer and Marge. Go out and fish boys, fish I say. Get out of your recliners with the beer burping and butt scratching, and go fishing. Besides how much reality is really going on with Marge's hair. I mean really, come on!

Eric wrote "Man I just realized that either I am such a nerd or I have way too much time on my hands or my wife is right on all counts!!!

Nahhh none of the above can be true. Must be I need to spend more time out on my Pond!!!!"

Eric, whichever makes you feel better, friend.

Sunil Bruce has denied that the first photo is his office. In fact he states that it is your entire home that we see pictured. Any statement on your behalf? Any couch time needed? I do therapy on the side.

edit: I am writing to you in invisible ink that only you and I can read. The aluminum does help scramble the signals from the CIA. Just make sure all points of entry are covered (and don't bite it, trust me).

Deb, I'm currently working on my home PC's firewall as there seems to have been a few illegal entries lately. Basically, someones hacking me.

For some reason, none of my financial records have been tampered with, only my digital home photo files.

I reference this post as evidence:

http://www.pondboss.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=19;t=000123

Now, a photo of my daughter's play cell has been exposed to the world. At 17 months old, she's an internet savant, hence the dual monitor set up. She won't be pleased when she finds out that we've been hacked (again, that is; we never told her about the first time).

Sunil it sounds like getting our two kids together for a play date might be dangerous. I can see it now: They disappear into Ryan's playroom for 15 minutes to play with Thomas the train, and they return with the answer to solving world hunger.

We aren't proud at all are we?

We have WAY too much time on our hands, folks.
Deb, is the pic with the postits your office? and are those sticky notes your spring fish orders?

Nope Burger, this is my office. Do you like all of my experimental fish eggs? I'm injecting a special pastel radiation into the DNA sequence to produce cannabalistic pink perch. I want to be like Bruce.

And this is Ken's keyboard. He doesn't work very much. :p