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When it comes to financial matters, I will admit I have the rare patience to not only to wait to pounce, but also possess the rare insight to identify incredible business opportunities. If you guys want in, and think you can throw your arms around it intellectually, drop me a PM. I'm willing to entertain your proposals.

Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Gui Anvanith a board directors working with Foreign Trade Bank of Cambodia. Enclose view the attached file for a business transaction which I want you and me to invest together.
Please response to me immediately for the more details.


Yours sincerely

Mr.Gui Anvanith
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Foreign Trade Bank of Cambodia
Phnom Penh


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Entertaining my proposal?

Nope, I'm waiting to see and hear your bait.


It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.

Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.

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Hope you didn't practice patience here and jumped on this opportunity!

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I'm all in with Mr. Anvanith, gotta have VISION, boys!


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I might muster a firm handshake while making eye contact intellectually, but that's all I've got. Damn the luck.


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If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
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generous offer, TJ, but I already have all my available funds tied up with a Nigerian prince

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I will need $500 cash or its equivalent in craft beer in order to do some due diligence.

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Most times, I've very skeptical of these missives.

This one, though, seems heartfelt, and legit...

I'm in.


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Nigeria? Pffft - talk about gullible!


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Sunil, glad to hear it! As soon as I finish this email to Gui with my account and routing numbers, I'll ring you. 2016 is gonna be a big year for us!


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TJ, I don't believe these guys are reluctant. It sounds like the deal of a lifetime. I would jump on that horse myself, but my money is tied up in a yp perch delivery from Rainman next week!

Good luck to you though.
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Whoa, there, TJ!!

Let's stay conservative just a bit.

Cambodia for the rest of '15.

In 2016......UGANDA, Baby!!!!!!!


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1. Sunil, I knew the Universe involved you for a reason - you're right, Uganda 2016. I've a penchant for putting that cart before the horse. Thank you for grounding me.

2. CMM - with all due respect, your Rex YP experiment is about as ill-fated as Bskis Nigerian Prince debacle. All due respect to Rex, of course. I jest! wink


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Well, I don't have any exposed pvc, what in the world could go wrong. Hee hee.

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Good deal TJ, sounds like a winner that I just got into.

Combination Gold/Diamond mine in Ghana, West Africa.

Corresponded with Ms. Bella for several months and determined that this was a truly legitimate deal, not to mention that she is a real knockout!!!

Anyway, we got the deal rolling. I gave her all of my financial information and she contracted in all of the equipment. They are at the mine site right now.

Due to the remote location of the site, there will be a 3 month delay in communications while operations begin and start producing.

Ms. Bella will contact me when she get's back to civilization with the first payload of Gold and Diamonds. The scheduled date is December 21st, just in time for Christmas. She said I will be a very wealthy man.

This being a principal investor type of deal, which is already done, there is no room from that aspect to get into it.

However, me not being greedy, and quite generous (as some say), I'll cut you in for a 1000:1 return on a side investment if you wire money to one of my accounts.

No need for further action on your part as my accounting firm will handle all of the details and be in contact with you once your investment clears... Then you're in!!!

Just think, your dreams will all come true just in time for Christmas.

Sincerely,
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Originally Posted By: CMM
Well, I don't have any exposed pvc, what in the world could go wrong. Hee hee.

Cmm


Do you have plenty of trees, log chains, cables, snatch blocks, etc??


"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"

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Sorry, but all my money is invested in a bet to win the World Series.
I've got a couple of quid on the Yankees.
Wish me luck...


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Originally Posted By: sprkplug
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Well, I don't have any exposed pvc, what in the world could go wrong. Hee hee.

Cmm


Do you have plenty of trees, log chains, cables, snatch blocks, etc??


Uhmmm, you are scaring me now. Maybe I should cancel the yp order and put my money in with you. I'll pm you my account details!

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TJ, you are holding out on us, you didn't attach the file!!!!



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Originally Posted By: Ben Adducchio
TJ, you are holding out on us, you didn't attach the file!!!!


PM with financial info for the file.

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Sorry i can not invest right now. I have 4 other overseas deals going and just waiting on my first check. They told me my first check should be coming soon. All I had to do was give them my SS number and my bank account number so they vould direct deposit it. I guess that wasn't to much for them to ask since they don't know me all that well. As soon as I get my first check I may be able to invest.


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TJ, I will be good to go as soon as my new bride arrives. She is a little(45 years) younger then I but my sex drive is the same as it was when I was 18. She is a combination Jew,Catholic,Christian that has the biggest mammary glands that I have seen in person or on print. She does have some(back?) health problems that we are trying to cure up before she and her family comes over here. Health care costs are prohibitive in her(not about to tell you losers what country as y'all would give her your welfare check to see aforementioned glands) country. A few more Western Union transactions and she should be here. Heck!Yes, we will see all of you at the next Pond Boss shindig. Where is my prostate??


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The crazy thing about these bogus investments is there must be someone gullible enough to believe them or they wouldn't send them out. I'm guessing some elderly folks that are senile?


If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.






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Cecil are you saying when I get my 4 times a week call (unknown number) from "Sally," representing my credit card company, I should not press 1 to speak to a representative to save me tons of money by reducing my credit card balance (don't have one) to a minus 12% interest rate?


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Originally Posted By: Bill D.
Cecil are you saying when I get my 4 times a week call (unknown number) from "Sally," representing my credit card company, I should not press 1 to speak to a representative to save me tons of money by reducing my credit card balance (don't have one) to a minus 12% interest rate?


Rule # 1. Never even pick up the phone when it says "unknown number."

Rule # 2. If it's a female telemarketer ask her what she's wearing as you're naked. Guarantee you the next thing you will hear is a click.

Rule # 3. If a telemarketer wants to sell you siding tell him that would look ugly on you log home. (True in my case).

Rule # 4. If Jehovah Witnesses comes to your door ask them if they would be willing to convert to your religion.

Rule # 5. If someone is asking for a donation ask them if they will donate to you a lesser amount. Tell them they'd still come out ahead.


If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.






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