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#361081 - 12/26/13 05:25 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: esshup]
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That's just crazy!

There are a few Polar Plunges around here, but I'll stick with a Hot Tub outside during the winter!!

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#361255 - 12/29/13 12:51 AM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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#362384 - 01/08/14 05:51 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: JKB]
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Perhaps ice fishing is fun for some, but I don't see it.



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#362388 - 01/08/14 06:10 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: fish n chips]
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laugh Don'tcha just hate it when that happens? laugh
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#363498 - 01/19/14 10:00 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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#363742 - 01/22/14 12:02 AM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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#363827 - 01/22/14 05:21 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity -- I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns -- it was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a TypeO.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory, I hope there's no pop quiz.

The Energizer bunny arrested and Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Broken pencils are pointless.

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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro -- what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

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#363834 - 01/22/14 05:49 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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Thanks, Bing! I'm sure to use them, much to the dismay of my students.

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#363843 - 01/22/14 06:50 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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#363854 - 01/22/14 07:44 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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John, that picture reminded me of this silliness:


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#363880 - 01/22/14 11:12 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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What in the world? Who comes up with this stuff. Lol!
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#363888 - 01/23/14 12:46 AM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: John Wann]
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Originally Posted By: John Wann
What in the world? Who comes up with this stuff. Lol!


Be sure to watch all of the guy on a buffalo videos.

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#364117 - 01/25/14 09:18 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: jludwig]
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Loc: Ontario, Canada, Eh.
On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."


God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians??"

"Not really," replied God.. "Just wait and see the winters I am going to give them!"
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#364121 - 01/25/14 09:57 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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#364124 - 01/25/14 09:59 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bocomo]
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It's good that they are taking steps to eliminate confusion laugh

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#364127 - 01/25/14 11:01 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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Edited by Bocomo (01/25/14 11:01 PM)
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#364343 - 01/27/14 08:28 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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Last thing a worm sees

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#364449 - 01/28/14 07:01 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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laugh

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#364455 - 01/28/14 07:58 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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laugh -- shocked --- laugh
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#365571 - 02/08/14 08:53 AM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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#365582 - 02/08/14 11:22 AM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Lovnlivin]
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That's a classic! laugh

Do you think they could have come up with a better name?


Trust me. I buried some in Chili-Cheese last night, and they were right on the mark!!! laugh

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#366433 - 02/16/14 11:33 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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Could somebody please tell me how to embed a video without it just showing a link. I see videos on here were you just see preview image and arrow to make it play. Every time I try to post video it just leaves a boring link you have to click on. Anyway here is the video I'm trying to embed.
http://youtu.be/m4x9NxNJPmc
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#366437 - 02/17/14 12:06 AM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: John Wann]
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Ice tsunami,Lake Mille Lacs in Minnesota, 2013

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#366495 - 02/17/14 03:45 PM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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John, go to the the top of your screen and copy the URL on You Tube, then in the full reply screen click on "enter media tag", select you tube, then paste the URL in the space that pops up. It is very similar to posting a picture.

example
URL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUNBwqovI9U

I added a * in front and behind the URL so you can see what the link looks like before your post.

[video:youtube]*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUNBwqovI9U*[/video]

without the added *


laugh
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#367372 - 02/26/14 03:11 AM Re: Theatre of the absurd... [Re: Bruce Condello]
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Prepared, took this photo and devoured. Man it was good. A must try. Oreo Glazed Candied Bacon. I love bacon!
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