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That's just crazy!

There are a few Polar Plunges around here, but I'll stick with a Hot Tub outside during the winter!!

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Perhaps ice fishing is fun for some, but I don't see it.



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How to develop the quickest abs ever.



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John, that picture reminded me of this silliness:


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What in the world? Who comes up with this stuff. Lol!


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What in the world? Who comes up with this stuff. Lol!


Be sure to watch all of the guy on a buffalo videos.

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On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."


God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians??"

"Not really," replied God.. "Just wait and see the winters I am going to give them!"


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Keith - Still Lovin Livin

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That's a classic! laugh

Do you think they could have come up with a better name?


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Could somebody please tell me how to embed a video without it just showing a link. I see videos on here were you just see preview image and arrow to make it play. Every time I try to post video it just leaves a boring link you have to click on. Anyway here is the video I'm trying to embed.
http://youtu.be/m4x9NxNJPmc


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Ice tsunami,Lake Mille Lacs in Minnesota, 2013

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John, go to the the top of your screen and copy the URL on You Tube, then in the full reply screen click on "enter media tag", select you tube, then paste the URL in the space that pops up. It is very similar to posting a picture.

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I added a * in front and behind the URL so you can see what the link looks like before your post.

[video:youtube]*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUNBwqovI9U*[/video]

without the added *


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Prepared, took this photo and devoured. Man it was good. A must try. Oreo Glazed Candied Bacon. I love bacon!


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