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I am hosting a Pond Boss Connect meeting at my house/lake/dock on the weekend of September 27th and 28th.
Show up, dammit!
Mr. Bob Lusk, the Pond Boss himself will be in attendance.
I have decided that the following rules apply.
1. Bring your sense of humor. Almost anything goes.
2. Absolutely NO discussion of pond weeds allowed. Fish only.
3. Alcohol encouraged.
4. Primary meeting at my place. TJ also hosting shuttle rides to his place for observation of giant hybrid striper feedings.
5. What happens at pond-a-palooza, STAYS at pond-a-palooza.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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I will be giving demonstrations on photographic technique. I will show how to use a simple, inexpensive point and shoot camera that is available at Wal-Mart to take stunning pictures of your catch. If you say anything negative about the way I take pictures on this thread I will delete your efforts. If you come to my dock and criticize my photography, I will push you into the water.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Wife and I are just waiting to see if her mother can babysit the kids.
Won't know 'til tomorrow.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Lunker
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I have decided that the following rules apply.
1. Bring your sense of humor. Almost anything goes.
2. Absolutely NO discussion of pond weeds allowed. Fish only.
3. Alcohol encouraged.
4. Primary meeting at my place. TJ also hosting shuttle rides to his place for observation of giant hybrid striper feedings.
5. What happens at pond-a-palooza, STAYS at pond-a-palooza. Geeze, we can't discuss "pond weed" densities and the effect they have on "fish" populations?  
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I was planning on shampooing my hair that day.
Tough decision.
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If you mention pond weeds or vegetation in any way, you will be pushed in the water.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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I was planning on shampooing my hair that day.
Tough decision. I'll bet if you ask nicely, Sunil will do that for you.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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What a way to promote an event!
Threatening the potential attendees.....sheesh!
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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What a way to promote an event!
Threatening the potential attendees.....sheesh! It's a distillation process. It assures that the people attending REALLY want to be there. If anybody complains about the way I promote the event, they will be pushed in the water.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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What happens if an attendee tries to do "Matt Foley - Motivational Speaker" impressions?
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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It's a distillation process. It assures that the people attending REALLY want to be there.
If anybody complains about the way I promote the event, they will be pushed in the water. I'll bring a life jacket.
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What happens if an attendee tries to do "Matt Foley - Motivational Speaker" impressions? Depending how good the impression is, you'd probably win a pontoon boat.
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I was planning on shampooing my hair that day.
Tough decision. Bring shampoo and use Bruce's pond.
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O.K. No weeds. Algae is O.K. Bruce, the easiest way not to go in the pond is to make sure you have a firm grip on the pusher. That is unless the pusher is already wet...... I grew up on the water and on water skiis, so I've seen it all!
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I was planning on shampooing my hair that day.
Tough decision. Bring shampoo and use Bruce's pond. Bring toothpaste, and use Bruce's toothbrush
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Bruce, are you going to have Sumo wrestling suits for pond pushing?
I can see it now, A big log in the water, alcohol, Sumo suits and a challenge board!!
Brian
The one thing is the one thing
A dry fly catches no fish
Try not to be THAT 10%
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I was planning on shampooing my hair that day.
Tough decision. Bring shampoo and use Bruce's pond. Bring toothpaste, and use Bruce's toothbrush To wash my hair?
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Hall of Fame 2015 Lunker
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I was planning on shampooing my hair that day.
Tough decision. Bring shampoo and use Bruce's pond. Bring toothpaste, and use Bruce's toothbrush To wash my hair? Are you awake? Not unless you have hairy teeth tho
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You're goin' in the water.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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K! The Herman clan going to make it?
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I would like to discuss the white amur and what they eat.
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I would like to discuss the white amur and what they eat. No soup for you! In the water!
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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The Herman clan going to make it? I would be thrilled! Let's see if we can coerce them to come!
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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I would like to discuss the white amur and what they eat. No soup for you! In the water! Can't win with this guy! Just wanted to talk grass carp! Seriously, everyone within a nice drive should be at this thing. Bruce is an excellent host. His dock is a work of pond nerd art. You will definitively have a good time and you may even learn something in the process. Plus, THE Pond Boss will be there! Can't wait!
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...His dock is a work of pond nerd art.... Very well put!  We gonna par-tay! Start making plans PB faithful!
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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