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Does whistle pig have 2 "H's"?
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Does whistle pig have 2 "H's"? Let's see...hmmmm.... Whistle Phig. YES!!
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Punxsutawney Phil was recently found with a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head... He couldn't take it anymore. 
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No One May Cross Minnesota State Lines with a Duck On Top Of Their Head  It Is Illegal To Sleep On Top Of A Refrigerator Outdoors In Pennsylvania 
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That's the one that caught my attention. I put the cat up for Dwight! We are in for more next week!!! 
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....and this one is dedicated to Mike Otto:  I've read through this entire thread well worth it. And if I learned anything from these posts it's why I don't have a backhoe 
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No One May Cross Minnesota State Lines with a Duck On Top Of Their Head
So this man walks into a psycharsrist (don't need one so I can't spell it) with a Duck on his head.
The receptionist said, "Sir I see that you have a problem so I will see if the doctor can see you" Moments later he is put in an examining room and the nurse comes in: "Oops I can see there is quite a problem here, I will send the doctor right in".
The doctor walks in the room and says, "What seems to be the problem here". The DUCK said, "Doc, what can you do about getting this man off of my Azz".
"I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far." � Neil Simon,
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Sorry guys I had to post another. 
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You got that one right.
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And just for Bruce: 
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If you don't pay your bill with Otto, this is what he does to your truck with his backhoe...  I wish this forum had a like button. Only on second page and LMAO. How did I ever miss this thread.
If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans?  . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.
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Beginning to end. 1 hour.
If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans? . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.
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There's a thread on another forum that I hit once in a while and it's over 5300 pages long. I don't know if you'd ever get to the end of it if someone just started at page 1. That thread was started 3-12-2010 on the other forum.
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Beginning to end. 1 hour. Most entertaining hour of your life though right?
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There's a thread on another forum that I hit once in a while and it's over 5300 pages long. I don't know if you'd ever get to the end of it if someone just started at page 1. That thread was started 3-12-2010 on the other forum. Hmmmmm, small world...Just went over there and stalked your lastest post!!!
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was gathering his gear for an upcoming fishing trip with the boys.
His wife was standing there watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.
Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit fishing with your friends. Maybe you should sell your lures, fishing poles, and boat so you can spend more time around the house.
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't."
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Beginning to end. 1 hour. Most entertaining hour of your life though right? Ha Ha! You bet! Going to check it out now.
If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans? . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.
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