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Every once in a while, a moderator feels the need to be moderated.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Sunil, after the news I just slipped to you I doubt I have that problem... HAHA
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Sunil, after the news I just slipped to you I doubt I have that problem... HAHA YET!!
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I never have to flip a light switch at work. I walk in my office, and the lights turn on, I walk out, and they turn off. Likewise, going thru the hallways. Lowers your electric bill. CJ's doctor is probably Overcharging a bit
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Hitler was the supreme coward, and all those under him...
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As I approach advanced geezerhood there are some headlines I would like to read. Here is one that would be a godsend. "TECHOLOGY SOLVES THE PLIGHT OF THE ONE ARMED PAPER HANGERS." Maybe someone else has one they would like to share.
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Given the widespread proclivity for Sex Panther Cologne around this joint, I hate to be the bearer of this bad news I found on the Internet tonight:
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And given some of the recent discussion of the GSA Death Star, I suppose this would be going through JHAP's mind in the event it was destroyed:
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Which leaves only this to say:
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Todd, I'm not following here.
Part of the Sex Panther allure is not knowing whether you're in the 60% for that every time. So what gives?
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Oooh boy!
Now I'm almost afraid to ask -- why were you looking for this on the Internet? Given the widespread proclivity for Sex Panther Cologne around this joint, I hate to be the bearer of this bad news I found on the Internet tonight:
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Given the widespread proclivity for Sex Panther Cologne around this joint, I hate to be the bearer of this bad news I found on the Internet tonight: That doesn't make sense.
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Todd, I'm not following here.
Part of the Sex Panther allure is not knowing whether you're in the 60% for that every time. So what gives? I was thinking about the poor slobs who buy this in hopes of wooing the ladies but who will always be stuck in that 40% bracket! Just a little dose of reality for them and maybe an encouragement to switch to Hai Karate!
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Todd, I'm not following here.
Part of the Sex Panther allure is not knowing whether you're in the 60% for that every time. So what gives? I was thinking about the poor slobs who buy this in hopes of wooing the ladies but who will always be stuck in that 40% bracket! Just a little dose of reality for them and maybe an encouragement to switch to Hai Karate! Heard it smells like a diaper filled with Indian food anyway. I'll stick with my natural musk.
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