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Strictly a Trainer! 
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Would that be husky or slim fit?
Not sure about the Brazilian thingy, but the sheet for the toga would definitely have to be a King.
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...and a petite cod piece, perhaps?
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau ![[Linked Image from i1261.photobucket.com]](http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii582/teehjaeh57/I_subscribe_zps69249d43.gif)
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So this is what roasted GSF smell like...
"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"
If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
PB answer: It depends.
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So this is what roasted GSF smell like... Yup. The odor of a roasted GSF is like that of a Roman-themed Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Piece burned with an arcwelder. The live ones smell even worse.
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"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Not sure about the Brazilian thingy, but the sheet for the toga would definitely have to be a King. King! It is definitely good to have you back Yolk. I think more humorous banter is what is needed around here (and pretty much everywhere these days).
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There's nothing humorous about a CA king sized toga sheet and a petite cod piece - it's a serious problem that can only be addressed through Pond Boss Forum group therapy.
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Jeez I have so many responses bouncing around my cranium. Unfortunately none that have passed my internal censorship program.
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Pffft....you're always dancing on the razor's edge - that's how the mods earn their paychecks, anyhow. Post away!
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I think more humorous banter is what is needed around here (and pretty much everywhere these days).
Not sure what you mean by humor. We take the immolation of our green sunfish very seriously here in Tennessee. I love the smell of roasting green sunfish in the morning......it smells like......victory.
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Not sure what you mean by humor. We take the immolation of our green sunfish very seriously here in Tennessee. I love the smell of roasting green sunfish in the morning......it smells like......victory. Roast away my friend. It is merely an exercise in futility. For every GSF that you sacrifice we have tens of thousands ready and willing to take their place. Stop, close your eyes and listen very carefully. Over the whir of your computer fan can your hear anything? Of course not, because most folks can't here the sound of fish swimming. But they are Yolk, hordes of GSF are swimming your way. Every stream, river, and water way contains them. An army (or perhaps more appropriately a Navy) of GSF swimming towards you with malice in their hearts. There is no escape, there is no where to hide. You may win minor battles and skirmishes but the war, my friend, is over. You have already lost, you are just unwilling to face the truth. Your GSF roasts only act as a beacon, a directional bonfire, drawing us closer to you. Burn down entire forests in your futile quest and we will cross the barren, charcoal ridden landscape to arrive in your pond. Don't sleep tonight Yolk....we are on our way. Oh and TJ, better check under your bed for Sock Puppets... every single night. 
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JHAP, this is all fun and games, but somebody always winds up getting an eye put out.
So here's my question:
I am planning to Rotenone a 1/3 acre pond on my property. Should I seine the pond for GSF before I do this? If so, do I need to relocate them to a more luxurious pond? I sleep very little as it is, and the thought of them scratching at my door at night has me worried.
Any help would be appreciated.
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I just removed the frame from my bed, and have the boxspring directly on the floor, just like in college. Good luck, sock puppets!
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JHAP, this is all fun and games, but somebody always winds up getting an eye put out. That what eye patches are for. So here's my question:
I am planning to Rotenone a 1/3 acre pond on my property. Should I seine the pond for GSF before I do this? If so, do I need to relocate them to a more luxurious pond? I sleep very little as it is, and the thought of them scratching at my door at night has me worried.Any help would be appreciated. Yes, seine the pond and carefully remove the GSF. As soon as I obtain the GPS coordinates of Yolk's pond I will email them to you. You can store excess GSF in his pond, I'm relatively certain he wouldn't mind. Oh and by the way, our field agents captured this exclusive spy photo of Yolk defending against GSF... 
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I just removed the frame from my bed, and have the boxspring directly on the floor, just like in college. Good luck, sock puppets! Also check... behind the drapes, in the closet, in the basement, in the fireplace chimney, in the junk drawer in the kitchen, in your sock drawer, in you kid's sock drawers, in the tall grass next to your mail box, under the seats in your car...
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JHAP, this is all fun and games, but somebody always winds up getting an eye put out.
So here's my question:
I am planning to Rotenone a 1/3 acre pond on my property. Should I seine the pond for GSF before I do this? If so, do I need to relocate them to a more luxurious pond? I sleep very little as it is, and the thought of them scratching at my door at night has me worried.
Any help would be appreciated. You can sleep easily at night. I did the same thing to a 1 ac pond this Fall without nary a peep from the GSF ghosts. There were 1,000's fo them too. It felt good seeing them floating sideways!  Nary a peep from JHAP either. 
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Although the phrase has become passe, I feel the only acceptable response in this situation is....
OH SNAP!!!
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Thanks, Sunil! *tips hat with neck of iced Peroni in salute*
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Roast away my friend. It is merely an exercise in futility. For every GSF that you sacrifice we have tens of thousands ready and willing to take their place.
Stop, close your eyes and listen very carefully. Over the whir of your computer fan can your hear anything? Of course not, because most folks can't here the sound of fish swimming. But they are Yolk, hordes of GSF are swimming your way. Every stream, river, and water way contains them. An army (or perhaps more appropriately a Navy) of GSF swimming towards you with malice in their hearts. There is no escape, there is no where to hide. You may win minor battles and skirmishes but the war, my friend, is over. You have already lost, you are just unwilling to face the truth. Your GSF roasts only act as a beacon, a directional bonfire, drawing us closer to you. Burn down entire forests in your futile quest and we will cross the barren, charcoal ridden landscape to arrive in your pond.
Don't sleep tonight Yolk....we are on our way.
Oh and TJ, better check under your bed for Sock Puppets... every single night.
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Oh and by the way, our field agents captured this exclusive spy photo of Yolk defending against GSF...
I had forgotten how exhausting is can be to cross JHAP when he goes into GSDM*. Now I know how an innocent goose feels when both barrels of 10g #2 shot are coming his way at the same time. I will concede this round, JHAP, but remember that you have emerged victorious not from the worthiness of your cause but rather its volume and media highlights. *Green Sunfish Defense Mode
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I will concede this round, JHAP, but remember that you have emerged victorious not from the worthiness of your cause but rather its volume and media highlights. Jeez you really know how to hurt a guy. You tee one up for a long drive. You lob me a softball. You had me a golden opportunity on a silver platter. And there is nothing I can say that won't be stricken for being too political... .... but you know I'm thinking it.
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And there is nothing I can say that won't be stricken for being too political...
.... but you know I'm thinking it.
I'm not sure there's anything politically incorrect about "Yolk is a weanie" but I appreciate your restraint nonetheless.
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Oh geez...concession speeches?? RESTRAINT??? I need to rethink my not baiting Jhap or Yolk next time!!! I was just happy to see two of me good friends bantering again!! Lesson learned!
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