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Managing for global warming #28663 09/26/05 12:50 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States I'm a newbie and I was just wondering if anyone could give me some advice. My pond is currently thriving with large numbers of ten-pound plus largemouth and you can catch a 10 inch bluegill on every cast. I seem to have discovered a potential problem, however. I've been researching global warming and I've noticed a definitive inverse relationship between the global average temperature and the number of pirates found worldwide. Please review the following chart I've created. Anyway, I just thought that trends such as these reveal a need for me to be proactive in my pond management goals. If indeed global warming is having such profound effects on planet Earth should I consider liming my pond? Or possibly stocking hybrid bluegill? Any comments would be appreciated. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28664 09/26/05 01:26 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Bruce : Did the laughing gas storage system spring a leak while you were in the room. Where did that chart come from ? Better hide ( ahh lose )the keys. ewest

Re: Managing for global warming #28665 09/26/05 02:11 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio While my assistant's question remains pertinant, his failure to have his work reviewed by the Grad Committee at the Gallus Institute for Higher Hilarity is revealed by the switched numbers of pirates for the years 1820 and 1860. I would also like to avoid any confusing by pointing out that he is referring to High Seas, "Rrr!!" pirates in this analysis. Similar research has shown that software pirates did not begin to flourish until the effects of Global Warming were beginning to become noticeable and that their numbers have a direct-square realationship to the average mean increase in global temperature. All in all, though, a commendable effort worthy of Bruce's BS (Bulls***), MS (More of the Same), and PHD (Piled Higher and Deeper) degrees. Bruce, I would begin to worry about you if I wasn't doing it already. ROTF "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28666 09/26/05 03:08 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Bruce, as you've no doubt noticed by now, you need progressively more and more gas just to reach the same high as you did the previous day. I've said it before, and I'll say it again ............................................ Lay off the gas, Man! Just lay off the gas. Out. Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28667 09/26/05 03:36 PM Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas D Dave Davidson Lunker Dave Davidson Lunker D Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas Bruce, you're coming along nicely in the BS Department but need more intense study to hang around with Theo. BTW, Dudley and I are starting a Save The Louisiana/Texas Fire Ant Foundation. Inquiries/Donations can be sent to: Dave Davidson, Treasurer STLTFAF in care of Pond Boss

Re: Managing for global warming #28668 09/26/05 03:50 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 150 Southwestern Virginia C Chris Shrader Member Chris Shrader Member C Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 150 Southwestern Virginia Bruce, I gotta know...are you a member/supporter/worshipper of the Flying Spaghetti Monster??? I don't want to get into a religous/political feud on this subject. You just took and used the pirate graph, which is definitely ingenious and funny The website however has me a little disturbed, although it does shed a unique perspective on the subject. I'll leave it at that. For those who have no idea what I am talking about (Flying Spaghetti Monster) click here . P.S. What if a pirate hatchery was made and bred pirate by the thousands? Would this reverse the negative affects of global warming?

Re: Managing for global warming #28669 09/26/05 05:06 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States I've been exposed!!!! Actually, Cecil was having problems with photobucket so I decided to try and post a new image to photobucket to test the system. The graph was the last thing I had seen, so I needed a plausible (NOT) context in which to post it. It seemed funny at the time. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28670 09/26/05 06:31 PM Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,587 South Dakota State University D Dave Willis Lunker Dave Willis Lunker D Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,587 South Dakota State University Bruce - to do a true statistical analysis, you cannot use averages on your Y-axis. We're supposed to use the empirical (raw) data. Sorry; couldn't resist. Subscribe to Pond Boss Magazine From Bob Lusk: Dr. Dave Willis passed away January 13, 2014. He continues to be a key part of our Pond Boss family...and always will be.

Re: Managing for global warming #28671 09/26/05 07:03 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC R Ric Swaim Lunker Ric Swaim Lunker R Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC Bruce, I don't think this is the time to lime. It's possible you could offset the ballance of the Supreme Court! I would definetly wait until the turn of the last century, or perhaps the return of the present past. Grrrrr mate'y it is as it was before! Pond Boss Subscriber & Books Owner If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric

Re: Managing for global warming #28672 09/26/05 07:11 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States I'm really appreciating all the advice. I also scoured previous threads on similar subjects and found the following post by Bill Cody dated April, 2002: "If you reverse the current on a 220 V. Gast aerator you will find that within half an hour you will be projected 30 minutes into the future". This seemed related to the pirate problems that I'm anticipating. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28673 09/26/05 07:47 PM Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,141 Likes: 488 Northwest Ohio - Malinta OH B Bill Cody Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Bill Cody Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker B Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,141 Likes: 488 Northwest Ohio - Malinta OH This is all too "Theo"retical for me, so I am staying out of it for now. aka Pond Doctor & Dr. Perca Read Pond Boss Magazine - America's Journal of Pond Management

Re: Managing for global warming #28674 09/26/05 08:09 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio (groan) :p "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28675 09/27/05 12:51 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Good one, Bill. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28676 09/27/05 02:37 PM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. B burgermeister Lunker burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. What an enlightening topic and way past due in being discussed. Pass the gas so we can all be on the same wavelength. :rolleyes:

Re: Managing for global warming #28677 09/27/05 03:46 PM Joined: May 2005 Posts: 844 Minnesota B bz Lunker bz Lunker B Joined: May 2005 Posts: 844 Minnesota I'm not anywhere near the same league as you guys. I'm still trying to figure out how the amount of rainfall affects the water level in my pond. I haven't graduated to the level of figuring how Pirates of the Carribean affect my need for lime but you have educated me that there is a connection. Glad I watch this forum. Gotta get back to fishin!

Re: Managing for global warming #28678 09/27/05 08:27 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio It's really simple, BZ. The local density of the Pirates of the Carribean is directly proportional to the Johnny Deppth of your pond. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28679 09/30/05 07:23 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Aye Theo, for that billowing of yer bowels you'll have to walk the plank and choke on the briney depths as you come down on Davey Jones locker. Arrgghhhh Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28680 09/30/05 08:18 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Aye!, Ye be right, Sunil. AAArrgGGggHHhhh. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28681 09/30/05 09:38 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 214 Lima, OH C Chip Rowland Lunker Chip Rowland Lunker C Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 214 Lima, OH Bruce, Thanks for the timely topic,September 19th was "Talk Like A Pirate Day". Here is a link to find out your pirate name for anyone interested. http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/ Chip AKA "Bloody Tom Vane"

Re: Managing for global warming #28682 09/30/05 10:24 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana B bobad Lunker bobad Lunker B Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana  Quote: Originally posted by Chip Rowland: Thanks for the timely topic,September 19th was "Talk Like A Pirate Day". Darn, missed it again this year. Maybe it's best t's not widely known. Eye patches and wooden legs covering the store shelves would get boring. Shrimp

Re: Managing for global warming #28683 09/30/05 10:31 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Mad Sam Cash here according to the survey. Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28684 09/30/05 10:51 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio I'm "Bloody Sam Kidd," I guess that makes Bruce my pirate kin. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28685 09/30/05 12:10 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Bloody William Kidd ya lubbers. Do that mean me kin to Black Jack Kidd and Bloody Sam Kidd . ArrrGggHhhh and ArrrGggHhhh again. It must mean me has bad blood ( genetics).

Re: Managing for global warming #28686 09/30/05 12:16 PM Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas D Dave Davidson Lunker Dave Davidson Lunker D Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas You guys have been over fertilized.

Re: Managing for global warming #28687 09/30/05 12:52 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Dave : ArrrGgggHhhh -- no way we could be triplets. That is the type fertilization you were talking about -- right. ewest

Re: Managing for global warming #28688 09/30/05 02:04 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Ahoy mateys! Me wench is fillin me up with grog and salt cod. Then if the scurvey don't get me, I'll be comin after ye gold. Then me crews gonna plunder yer wenchs. Arrrghhhh! Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28689 09/30/05 03:42 PM Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas D Dave Davidson Lunker Dave Davidson Lunker D Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas Yep, Eric; lots of natural, pure organic, non chemical fertilizer.

Re: Managing for global warming #28690 09/30/05 04:09 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA So ye thinks yer fertilzer don't stink Guvnor Davidson? Me thinks the mateys and I will come a callin' to yer pond. Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28691 09/30/05 05:15 PM Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas D Dave Davidson Lunker Dave Davidson Lunker D Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas Please don't wade in it. I try to provide a holistic environment. Besides, I know your wife won't let you come. Ka-Boom! One across the bow.

Re: Managing for global warming #28692 09/30/05 05:29 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio (This is just how Peter Lorre Day at work started.) "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28693 09/30/05 05:49 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana B bobad Lunker bobad Lunker B Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana Yargh... this thread is going to be the death o' me... made me larf 'til me ribs are crackin'. Shrimp

Re: Managing for global warming #28694 09/30/05 08:05 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States GarrrghhHHGGhghghg! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28695 09/30/05 08:51 PM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 123 Alabama H heronblu Member heronblu Member H Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 123 Alabama I find this thread highly objectionable. This forum is no place for Theo logy, and you have a lot of gallus to noodle about it. Peg Leg Lou

Re: Managing for global warming #28696 10/01/05 11:26 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Ahoy mateys! Me thinks me hull has sprung a leak. She's going down fast....jettison the cannonballs and the wenchs. Keep the grog and the salt cod! Come Halloween, me and the mateys are comin to Guvnor Davidson's house dressed as Brit Tax Collectors! Then we going to bathe in your pond and kill ye fish! Yes mateys! It's me own version of the Boston Tea Party! (just kidding) Black Jack Kidd, what kind of cod be that monster! Can ye salt it? Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28697 10/01/05 11:42 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana B bobad Lunker bobad Lunker B Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana  Quote: Originally posted by heronblu: I find this thread highly objectionable. This forum is no place for Theo logy, and you have a lot of gallus to noodle about it. Peg Leg Lou "Gallus" be meaning "yaaaaard bird" there matey. Me don't know what "Theo" be meain'. We made our school marms walk the plank. By the way thar lad, life's hard in pirate school for a pirate named Bob. Shrimp

Re: Managing for global warming #28698 10/01/05 01:16 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Aye Bobby! Might you be Bad Old Bobby Hook from the south seas? Me thinks me saw your ship sailin low on the horizon wit your SOS flag flyin high! Arrgghhhhh....it be a good pirate's trick for a plunderin..... Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28699 10/01/05 06:35 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio "Gallus: be meanin' suspenders. Ye whole lot of scurvy, barnacle suckin' pond-lubbers could find yourselves suspended from the Guvner's rope be ye found muddyin' up his waters. RRRRR! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28700 10/01/05 07:21 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States I be fishin with me cousin Bloody Sam Kidd, when outs a noweir I hear 'im a yellin "Garrrrr, garrrrrrh, garrrrr!! O' course I not give it a second think bein' he always be yellin "Garrr, garrr, garrr" anyways. Sos I look his way an he have him a bloody cod the size of seven ships n seven sails! That be me story 'n I'm a stickin with it!! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28701 10/02/05 07:19 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio It be like that time playin' Street Hockey when we were but young lubbers; ye didna head me warnin' of "Carrr! Carrr! Carrr!" and were struck by a Montego, a right proper name frum the Caribees. Ye've never been right err since. Arrgh! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28702 10/02/05 10:15 AM Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 556 South Ga. D Debra King Lunker Debra King Lunker D Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 556 South Ga. Well, well, well! Guess who is Captain Bess Cash! I will try to just post once here at the boy's club (wouldn't want to spread the gas too thin), but you all needed to know who was really in charge ! By the way, does that make me the "wench"?!? Deb Do fish actually kiss?

Re: Managing for global warming #28703 10/02/05 10:53 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio "Hearty Wench," Arrgh. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28704 10/05/05 04:36 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Ahoy Guvnor Davidson......me thinks you might be a pirate yourself. Me thinks me saw you sailin' on yer ship named The Lady's Barrister. A vile & scary ship she be, puttin fear into pirates low an high! When me crew saw yer boat, every scurvy-boned mate who was married jumped ship. Me had a mutiny on me hands. Aaarrrggggghhhh!!!!!! Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28705 10/05/05 05:58 PM Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas D Dave Davidson Lunker Dave Davidson Lunker D Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas Sunil, I'm not surprised your crew jumped ship when they saw me. You know, they name hurricanes after people. Heck, I've been blamed for mudslides, ice storms, earthquakes and assorted other local calamities. Most from an x-wife. But me, a pirate? Hell no; I'm a Headhunter of the slimiest sort. My goal is to do obscene things to your recruiting budget (or else).

Re: Managing for global warming #28706 10/05/05 08:16 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Mates ye beta watch dat Guvner Davidson. He be kin to dat edie amen dada from the black continent who trades in slaves and is known to have his wenches and enemies for lunch if he be hungry. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28707 10/06/05 07:08 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,097 Likes: 18 East Texas pond E Eastland Lunker Eastland Lunker E Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,097 Likes: 18 East Texas pond Scorched Earth...here goes. I think Bruce's data sampling missed a huge region that could skew his chart considerably...San Francisco, I hear there are a lot of A$$ Pirates out there

Re: Managing for global warming #28708 10/08/05 06:25 PM Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,347 Likes: 99 Granbury, Texas Bob Lusk Editor, Pond Boss Magazine Lunker Bob Lusk Editor, Pond Boss Magazine Lunker Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,347 Likes: 99 Granbury, Texas Captain Tom Rackham with his wench Calico Bess Rackham, ready to pillage here. Teach a man to grow fish... He can teach to catch fish...

Re: Managing for global warming #28709 10/08/05 07:33 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC R Ric Swaim Lunker Ric Swaim Lunker R Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC Iron Roger Read here & ARR .. it seems me wench be your sister? ARRGGG ?? Red Mary Rackham has bean a gooood wench fer near 32 yer. Pond Boss Subscriber & Books Owner If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric

Re: Managing for global warming #28710 10/08/05 08:29 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. AaRrrGgHhh I seen dat Capt. Tom Rackham and his boat. It be like a garrgh -- sleek and fast with teeth. It be called Texoma Boss and it has sailed the 7 seas far and wide. No capt. knows the water better and he not ever be caught. Even Guvner Davidson and his crew of headhunters can't get close to Capt. Tom and da Texoma Boss. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28711 10/09/05 10:08 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Aye, Cap'n Tom! Ye be a limin ponds from sea to sea. Ye best not be showin up at me pond in yer float tube. I be firin one crost yer bow! Arrrrrrrrgrrh! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28712 10/10/05 07:35 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Arrrgh! I hurt me eyeball with a fishin weight! Pullin on a snag was I. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28713 10/10/05 09:06 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Arrgh! And it be lookin' to this toofy layman like ye be havin' a coupla' crowns on yer molars that be needin' dental work! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28714 10/12/05 07:44 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC R Ric Swaim Lunker Ric Swaim Lunker R Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC ARR ... ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH! Bloody bones! Looks like yei'll be needin a patch over yer eye thar mate. What be yer name ARR! Leddy Hedder?? Now me nose what happin ta number 1 on that thar star wars tv show .. he wuz alwiz walkn round wit his hed a leanin to port. Musta kaut one a them thar same waaayy! Arrrgh! Pond Boss Subscriber & Books Owner If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric

Re: Managing for global warming #28715 10/12/05 07:59 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. ArrrrGggggHhhhh Iron Roger Read ye made me split me side a laughin an fall off me stool and break me bones. No mate wud have a skull and bones like that on his flag. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28716 10/14/05 09:45 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Ahoy Mateys....me thinks me feels the fall winds blowin' as me ship's comin' down off dry dock. Me thinks me might play some poker with some other Captains while me ships getting loaded wit grog, salt cod, and fresh wenchs! If me lose, me thinks the mateys and I might plunder and pillage this sad little port town. On the other hand, if me wins me thinks me might plunder and pillage this sad little port town. Arrrggghhhh! the fall winds make for the best plunderrin!!!!!! Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28717 10/14/05 10:31 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Lucky ye be t' be a mere stone's throw from a whole 'burg full o' pirates, scurvy landlocked three-river pirates though they be. But if yer tryin' to play with these pirates, careful must ye be; me hears they play hardball! Arrrgh!!! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28718 10/14/05 03:56 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Aye, Bloody Sam Kidd. Me thinks these hardballin' Pirates of yers don tight pants & beanie caps & play games with other swashbucklers. They durn sure don't eat cod and drink grog like us Pirates. Some seys they get wenches though???!!!! Me thinks their ship was unlucky and came into port dead last!!! Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28719 10/14/05 04:04 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Hearty larf have I at that! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28720 10/14/05 04:07 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States If thar truly be but 17 bloody pirates left as be the graph a sayin. Then must all 17 be bossin ponds. Arrrrrrrrrgh! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28721 10/14/05 09:18 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Ahoy there Mateys!!! Me main wench hath took the wind from me sails as she be failing to hire a teen-age wench to watch me mini-wenchette. Me hopes me main wench brings the gold home from the poker game. Back on the home front, me & me mini-wenchette had our own card game......but she went all-in on me poor soul meanin' she loaded her britches wit used salt-cod.............Arrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!! It be a good trick for plunderin....me hadda fold two kings. Me gettin' woosey Mateys!!! Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28722 10/14/05 09:25 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC R Ric Swaim Lunker Ric Swaim Lunker R Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC Mad Sam Cash ya thinks thems that gets the wenches ar thems that plays wit swashbucklers?? !! Me thinks by tmarra nite me be playing wit swashbucklers.!! Arr but me cont giv up me grog. Bloody William Kidd fell offin his stool an broak bones whin he spilt his bloddy mary! 17 be tha lucky number but tha next piret thru tha door gets tha BLACK SPOT! Iron Roger Read Pond Boss Subscriber & Books Owner If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric

Re: Managing for global warming #28723 10/15/05 08:03 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Ahoy Capt. Iron Roger Read : Its marra nite AaRrGgg ya been playn wth swashbucklers or chasn wenches. May hav slipt off da stool a laughn an broke me bones but still got dwn to da water an jerked some perch. 17 do be lucky but 18 was Leddy Header an he got da black spot on he eye. AarrrrGgggg. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28724 10/15/05 08:25 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC R Ric Swaim Lunker Ric Swaim Lunker R Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC Arr! … Ahoy ta ya Admiral! Me wants bad ta play wit swashbucklers but kaint find a-one. Me looks over tha hole deck & below, an no swashbucklers! Eye!! Ritecha arr! Leddy Headers tha one what got tha black spot! Iron Roger Read Pond Boss Subscriber & Books Owner If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric

Re: Managing for global warming #28725 10/18/05 06:28 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Arrgh! Methinks me brother Black Jack Kidd made a post and deleted it! I knows he be hatin' it when I do that! Paybacks are scurvy! Arrrrgh! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28726 10/18/05 06:59 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. AaRrrrGgggghhh. Tell me aint so. No pirate what named Kidd would ever back off a post on dis thread. Wud be like bowin down to dat Guvner Davidson. It must ha ben that scurvy dog Leddy Header what done the evil deed. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28727 10/18/05 07:40 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC R Ric Swaim Lunker Ric Swaim Lunker R Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC Bloody Sam, Black Jack be yer bruder soos we be puttin slack in tha rope fer now. But Black Jack Kid best be a steppin forard ar we be needin ta no why. Maybe it be he found tha swashbucklers? Iron Roger Read Pond Boss Subscriber & Books Owner If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric

Re: Managing for global warming #28728 10/18/05 07:54 PM Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas D Dave Davidson Lunker Dave Davidson Lunker D Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,892 Hurst & Bowie Texas We came to this land from across the perilous seas from the Scottish highlands to find a new home. We fit the Comanch and the Hispans to settle the new land and called ourselves Texicans. Being peacable people we developed a new weapon to make ourselves invincible and safe from interlopers. We covered ourselves in the manure of the male bovine and for longer than our old ones remembered, none dared come upon us. Now we hear of a new and terrible weapon developed by a Pennsylvania Dutchman by way of the Indies. Rumor has it that this fisherfolk has surrounded himself with the eau of shat breeches of urchin. If this brigand comes through Hispanola past the Bermuda Triangle and bears WNW the Gulf breezes will render our lands uninhabitable. Some are considering suicide or (shudder) crossing the Red River into the Oklahoma Territory, a land known for brigands, thieves and OU Sooners. If they find no welcome there, their plans are to travel west to the Pacific Ocean where they will live on milk and honey at the expense of the current residents who have gainful employment.

Re: Managing for global warming #28729 10/18/05 09:10 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States ARRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhh!!! Me makes a post, then after thinkin me picture not showin up due to me soul bein captured widin the camera box! Me be tryin again tho! This be a picture of me new hobby. Been many a windy day at me pond. BLACK JACK KIDD Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28730 10/18/05 09:18 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. AaRRrrrrGgghhhhh. What kinda boat be that ye be sailin Black Jack. Looks like ye been made to walk da plank by dat black spotd scurvy dog Leaddy Header. I rid fish bigr dan dat skif ye be capt in to shore. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28731 10/19/05 07:44 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Ahoy, Black Jack. Be that really a shot of yur ownself? Methinks it looks like Red Fred Ward playin' Bloody Gus Grissom in "The Right Surf." ARRRRRgh! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28732 10/19/05 08:50 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Ahoy Mateys! Me thinks me been blinded by this pippy-longstocking rapscallion who be posin' as Black Jack Kidd. Imposter he be!!! When we find this lubber, me thinks me & the mateys will roll im' up in a new brine potpourri of second-hand salt cod & curd (from me mini-wench's pampers!). It be a good trick for plunderin. Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28733 10/19/05 07:29 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States That vessel be named a boogie board. She most likely be a broken plank. I've walked me share! (R) Curd comin from diapers?? (double R) Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28734 10/19/05 07:45 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC R Ric Swaim Lunker Ric Swaim Lunker R Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC We gots TWO Black Jack Kidd's?? Me heads a spinnin!! Pond Boss Subscriber & Books Owner If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric

Re: Managing for global warming #28735 10/25/05 08:08 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Just checking photobucket function... Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28736 10/25/05 09:53 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Ahoy ---AaRrrGhhh Black Jack be that you doin a jig when they made ya walk da plank or be dat Leddy Header doin a jig before you string him up from the yard arms. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28737 10/25/05 09:54 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Dat be me walkin da plank. Arrrrrrrgh! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28738 10/31/05 05:17 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Arrrggghhhhh!!!! Me don't know whats happenin'!! Me thinks me see all kind of little pirates & swashbucklers a comin' to me door a tryin' to plunder from me at me own home! These pillagin rapscallions are gonna eat me outta me own candy stash!! Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28739 10/31/05 06:53 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Accordin to me graph, if ye be seein more pirates, then that be meanin the Earth's a coolin! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28740 10/31/05 07:28 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC R Ric Swaim Lunker Ric Swaim Lunker R Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,902 Surry Co NC Arrrr! I be givinem alllllll tha black sssspot! AAArrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!! Iron Roger Read Pond Boss Subscriber & Books Owner If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric

Re: Managing for global warming #28741 10/31/05 09:51 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Aarrrrgghhhh !!! Careful ya be bout dem little pirates and swashbuckelers . If ye dont giveum their fair share they be known for tricks. Now tis not the time for holdin back from the bounty lest ya get da black spot from a little pirate. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28742 11/04/05 10:41 AM Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 556 South Ga. D Debra King Lunker Debra King Lunker D Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 556 South Ga. Twas a wrong thing to mess with such a wee little fairy like me Black Jack Kidd. Yer time might be getting more limited; tick tock, tick tock, tick tock... TINKERBELL Do fish actually kiss?

Re: Managing for global warming #28743 11/04/05 06:56 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States I guess now we know what Georgia Giants REALLY revert back to... Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28744 11/04/05 07:22 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 102 IOWA M mr willy Member mr willy Member M Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 102 IOWA That is one fine depiction of the post modern struggle of man and beast debra...I mean, aaarrggghhh!! This be "Iron Tom Flint", indeed a true pirates name if ever ye heard!( although I was kind of hoping to be called "Barry") the scourge of the midwest sea's says I, woe to all...Oh sorry' got to go, the clothes dryer buzzer just went off and my wife gets kind of mad if they sit too long in there, she doesn't like them to get all wrink'ly. Iron Tom Flint (CPA) Ted Kennedys car killed more people than my gun ever did.

Re: Managing for global warming #28745 11/04/05 08:50 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Arrrrgh!!! "Iron Tom Flint" be a mighty fine pirate name, as befittin' a great scurvy scurge o' the seven seas an' laundry room such as yurself! An' it beseems to me it be a mite fiercer name than "Iron Barry Manilow." Arrrrgh!! -Bloody Sam (not Raoul) Kidd "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28746 11/04/05 10:02 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi R rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker R Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi Arrrrg watch dat lundri bucket - da misses be a boilin ifin ye buckels be swashed. Dirty Motley Rackem Just do it...

Re: Managing for global warming #28747 11/04/05 10:44 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 102 IOWA M mr willy Member mr willy Member M Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 102 IOWA aye - Dirty, The sea hag be blow'in up a squall if ye buckels dont be shin'in like a brass penny! ye dig? Ted Kennedys car killed more people than my gun ever did.

Re: Managing for global warming #28748 11/05/05 06:23 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi R rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker R Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi Arrrg Iron Tom. Did ye name com from what yur wench be ah sayin as ye leave ye ol' lundry rum? Arrrrg an may de wind be to yur backsid.... Just do it...

Re: Managing for global warming #28749 11/05/05 07:14 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio ARRRGH! Me be rollin' on the deck laffin' me backside off! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28750 11/05/05 08:02 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. AaRrrrrGggggHhhhh!!!! Me be lost at sea. Da charts be rong. Da charts say only 17 pirates and it be 20 or more on dis thread not countn Leaddy Header. Shiver me timbers must it be a ghost ship and crew. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28751 11/05/05 10:19 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi R rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker R Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi Arrrggghhhh me maties, can't git me b'gill ta feedin. Be it jest da season or sum scallywaggin, landlubbers be a slipin in whilst I be out a port. Or might it be that me grub be as old as Cap'n kid's skivies???????????? Arrrrrgggggghhhhh and good grog to all.......... Just do it...

Re: Managing for global warming #28752 11/05/05 10:23 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi R rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker R Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi Arrrgggghhhh that be me fish grub. Dirty Motley Rackem Just do it...

Re: Managing for global warming #28753 11/07/05 10:54 AM Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 556 South Ga. D Debra King Lunker Debra King Lunker D Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 556 South Ga. Bruce, You may actually have been on the right track when you created this thread! web page Deb (aka Tinkerbell) Do fish actually kiss?

Re: Managing for global warming #28754 11/07/05 11:35 AM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. B burgermeister Lunker burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. I would think that bookings are wide open for the holiday season. Can't imagine anyone wanting to tour the "resort islands" off east or west Africa. :rolleyes: BTW,re: global warming, was anyone able to stomach the made for TV movie "Category 7"? What a disaster.

Re: Managing for global warming #28755 11/07/05 11:35 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,075 East Texas M Meadowlark Lunker Meadowlark Lunker M Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,075 East Texas Interesting that the attack happened in the Seychelles, perhaps the World's best location for bonefish...maybe some travel "bargains" to that location soon.

Re: Managing for global warming #28756 11/07/05 11:43 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,075 East Texas M Meadowlark Lunker Meadowlark Lunker M Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,075 East Texas Yea...I'm sure glad Deb posted that link cause a group of us have been(had been) planning a bonefishing trip there in Spring....not with Pirates...and the fishing there is from a mother ship, very vulnerable to Pirates.

Re: Managing for global warming #28757 12/09/05 10:20 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Arrrghghghrghgh! This be the right thread and ye not be fargettin it. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28758 12/09/05 10:29 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Aarrrggggh Black Jack Kidd I heared ye bin sailin the north seas in serch ah yellow perch. Ben out on dat skiff named boogie board in dem north seas. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28759 12/14/05 11:22 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States  Quote: Originally posted by Theo Gallus: It's really simple, BZ. The local density of the Pirates of the Carribean is directly proportional to the Johnny Deppth of your pond. OK....NOW I get it. :p Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28760 01/23/06 09:37 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Ahoy Mateys, it be seeming that when me was watchin' me Steelers pummel the Broncos, that me crew & me ship got waylayed by the Guvnor's navy. Read me story below. Arrggggghhh! Mad Sam Cash http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060122120809990005&ncid=NWS00010000000001 Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28761 01/23/06 11:04 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 113 Hallam, NE L LBuck Lunker LBuck Lunker L Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 113 Hallam, NE I look at that picture and all I can think of is 26 guys with eye patches looking back at that Navy destroyer yelling "Arrrr, Arrghrrrr!"

Re: Managing for global warming #28762 01/23/06 10:23 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Arrrrgggghhhhh . Not 26 thar matey thar only be 17 pirates left an only 16 which can walk. Ole Black Jack Kidd be asunder what with his feets be recoverin from ice skatin on frozen ponds bare afoot. Trouble it be for BJK causein he lost his skiff called boogie board stuck in da ice. I bet dem 26 fake pirates wit patches be yellin somein else like a ruuunnn fer urrr life da Guvvvnneerrrr on our arrrssss. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28763 04/08/06 07:21 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Yarggghggghhh! I be huntin' me fave-rit quarry yisterday and what does me see in me scope? Barrrs! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28764 04/08/06 08:07 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. AaRrrrrGggggHhhhh Black Jack lookin ferr groundpigs was ye when ye ran up on da Barrs. Me thinks they be looking back at ya an sees lunch. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28765 04/08/06 08:11 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Da Barr on da leff be a scoundrel n a mutineer. Yarrrgggghhhhhh. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28766 09/18/06 08:24 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Aarrrrrrrghh! Ahoy, Mateys! I be jumpin' the gun to wish all yee hearty lubbers an' grog-suckin' plank walkin' trash talkin' Pond Meisters a scurvy-free International Talk Like a Pirate Day! 'Specially to me Kidd brothers, Bloody William an' Black Jack, an' e'en ol' Guvnor Davidson. May yer cutlasses be 'err sharp an' shiny an' the Sun always come up on the right side o' yer yardarm! An' now Bloody Sam Kidd be off to his 'ammock fer sum early shuteye. Aarrrrrrghhh! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28767 09/18/06 09:37 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Ahoooy ye small water pirates . Bloody William Kidd rasin the flag on the big day. Got well from dat broke leg from fallin off the stool when ole Iron Roger Read was tellin about leaddy header. Cutlass is sharp and eyeglass is scanin the horizon for cold water Black Jack doin pond surveys on his skiff or them sneeky low life mist creatures. They be a goin to Davy Jones locker ifin I catch umm round my waters. Be an eye a-pealed for Mad Sam to see what his pirates who play games with other swashbucklers are a doin. Ole Guvner been land locked with no water for floatin his boat so its been easy sailin down in them southern seas.

Re: Managing for global warming #28768 09/18/06 10:41 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Garrrrrrrr!!! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28769 09/18/06 11:13 PM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. B burgermeister Lunker burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. http://faculty.evansville.edu/ck6/bstud/hugegar.html garrrrrr

Re: Managing for global warming #28770 09/18/06 11:15 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Ahoy there mateys, me be feelin' low 'n prone to the scurvy & gout. It be seemin' that me mateys who wear black & gold tights will be a sailin' home to da three rivers wit no booty to show. It be a sad night for plunderin' in landlubbin Jacksonville. Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming #28771 09/19/06 07:22 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Arrrrgh!!! Shutout by a mess o' kittycats. Yer Pittsburgh Mateys coulden gain enuff yarrrrrrrrdage! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28772 09/19/06 11:45 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 214 Lima, OH C Chip Rowland Lunker Chip Rowland Lunker C Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 214 Lima, OH  Quote: Originally posted by Theo Gallus: Yer Pittsburgh Mateys coulden gain enuff yarrrrrrrrdage! [/QB] Good One! "Bloody Tom Vane"

Re: Managing for global warming #28773 09/19/06 12:47 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Arrrrgh! Bloody Tom, ye must be me brudder-in-law. Me main wench's pirate name is "Bloody Ann Vane", II ARRRRRRRRR C. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming #28774 09/19/06 07:19 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca aaarrgghh in el dorado GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming #28775 09/19/06 08:49 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States A.I.E.D. Yar splittin me gut. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming #28776 09/19/06 09:49 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Yaarrrgghh and shiver me timbers I never seeded a peg leg pirate that far back in da hills and brush. He must be ridin one o da Guveners mules to get dat fer away from da water. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming #28777 09/19/06 10:13 PM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. B burgermeister Lunker burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. Yaarrgghh har harrr...wha' a plundrin', scurvy ridden pirate won't do in search o' da booty. Nuttin' bu' a shallow water scounnndrel.

Re: Managing for global warming burgermeister #97399 09/19/07 11:39 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Be needin' ta be reactivated once each yarrrrr. Black Jack Kidd Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #97402 09/19/07 12:06 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Listen here ye pond dogs and plunderin pirates -- ye best be watchin out for those rogue gaaarrrrss. They'll eat up all your prized bounty. Yarrrrgh !! Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming ewest #97406 09/19/07 01:28 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Avast ye, ya scurvy scalliwags! The Kidd brothers once again be sailin' the Spanish Main, headin' to lay waste to Guvnor Davidson's manor. Bloody Sam Kidd Last edited by Theo Gallus; 09/19/07 01:29 PM. Reason: I forgot to sign my pirate name. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming Theo Gallus #97408 09/19/07 02:06 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,596 Likes: 36 Raymond, NE Shorty Lunker Shorty Lunker Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,596 Likes: 36 Raymond, NE Q: What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks? A: ARRRRRRRR-gyle!

Re: Managing for global warming Shorty #97409 09/19/07 02:12 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,596 Likes: 36 Raymond, NE Shorty Lunker Shorty Lunker Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,596 Likes: 36 Raymond, NE Q: What is a pirate's favorite type of fish? A: A Carrrrrrp! OR A: Garrrrrrrrrr! Last edited by Shorty; 09/19/07 04:31 PM.

Re: Managing for global warming Shorty #97418 09/19/07 07:03 PM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois ....favorite fast-food restaurant? - - - - - - - - - Arrrr...beees!

Re: Managing for global warming Brettski #97440 09/20/07 12:04 AM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca aye, and his most favorite vessel for navigatin the pond is a? - - - - - - - - Barrrrrrrrrrrge! GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming dave in el dorado ca #97455 09/20/07 07:42 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Me says "Arrggh" Mad Sam Cash Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Managing for global warming Sunil #97540 09/21/07 10:22 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 214 Lima, OH C Chip Rowland Lunker Chip Rowland Lunker C Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 214 Lima, OH What is the name of the Pirate Tax Agency? The Aye Arrrr S.

Re: Managing for global warming Chip Rowland #106522 02/01/08 03:37 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States YARRRRRR!!! Me n' the El Dorado Kidd be fixin' to take a trip true de most treacherous of seas. That bein' da brain of a beauty queen. The road we find be lookin' like dis. What think ye??? Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #106532 02/01/08 04:45 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Arrrgh - it be lookin like she can get there by any color passage - long as de last one be grrrrreeeen. No priate drawed a plunder-in map like dat !!! Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming ewest #106534 02/01/08 05:16 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca ahoy, listen up maties, on de outside she be fair and beautiful, but on de inside she be a void, aye, a vast dark wasteland frought with blowing winds and trrreacherrous swells, aye, like the cape of good hope she is, only two or three paths ta follow tru dere, it will be a dangerous journey.. ahoy, where beauty meets ability....... and if we safely navigate the course, there are more on the horizon, aye, always more.... i'll be shinin me peg leg gettin ready ta go. arrrgh GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming dave in el dorado ca #106535 02/01/08 05:22 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Arrrghghghrrghgh. I be laughin me arrrrr soff! Miss Teen SC USA must be vapid wench. She not even be able to spell 'er own last name (Pjetraj??, yeah, right )! Yarrr! Last edited by Bruce Condello; 02/01/08 05:39 PM. Reason: uncontrollable laughing from DIED's post... Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #106540 02/01/08 06:43 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Aarrrrrrgh! Ye all be a sad sorry lot o' USAmericans! AAAAAArrrrrgghh! "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming Theo Gallus #106781 02/04/08 03:06 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,596 Likes: 36 Raymond, NE Shorty Lunker Shorty Lunker Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,596 Likes: 36 Raymond, NE Arrrghhhhh! Ye made me fall out me crow's nest and I nearly d.i.e.d laughing.

Re: Managing for global warming Shorty #132780 09/18/08 12:45 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Please be ready. Tomorrow's the day.. http://www.talklikeapirate.com/askcapnslappy.html Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #132784 09/18/08 02:07 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Arrrrgh ! Da morrow is ta day in da South China seas. Hoist ye sails and shake to ye pirates. All ye Kidd kinfolk make ready the sales and guns - it be plunder time. Bloody William Kidd

Re: Managing for global warming ewest #132785 09/18/08 02:29 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Arrrrgh! This Kidd Brudder be ready as well! An' me 'lectricity has been restored to me home waters! Bloody Sam Kidd. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming Theo Gallus #132791 09/18/08 05:51 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States When I be goin' ta pirate school they be teachin' me ta ne'er speak in anythin' but da present tense! Black Jack Kidd. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #132795 09/18/08 06:38 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Forgive me, I was adopted. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming Theo Gallus #132802 09/18/08 07:50 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca arrrrgh GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming dave in el dorado ca #132813 09/18/08 08:36 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Garrrgh ! Thar she be - under the keel. Last edited by ewest; 09/18/08 08:43 PM.

Re: Managing for global warming ewest #132839 09/19/08 07:46 AM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Aye, and I be plunderin' the briny coast for structure....Garrrrbage day

Re: Managing for global warming Brettski #132842 09/19/08 07:55 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio I be cleanin' up after Ike - yarrrrrrd work. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming Theo Gallus #132846 09/19/08 08:47 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana B bobad Lunker bobad Lunker B Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,365 Eunice, Louisiana  Originally Posted By: Theo Gallus I be cleanin' up after Ike - yarrrrrrd work. Kuk kuk kuk kuk! I mean Ar ar ar ar! Shrimp

Re: Managing for global warming Theo Gallus #132851 09/19/08 09:20 AM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois  Originally Posted By: Theo Gallus I be cleanin' up after Ike - yarrrrrrd work. arrr bee, too much rakin' for ye an' ya git yarrrrdarm

Re: Managing for global warming Brettski #132854 09/19/08 09:53 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Yarrrrrr! We be hittin' landfall on International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and me and my mateys are celebratin' with this trivia quiz, straight from the briny deep! There be a wealth of booty to be had here, ye scurvy sea dog, so get ye up to the crow's nest smartly and use those deadlights, or you'll be kissin' the gunner's daughter before ya know it, savvy? http://zone.msn.com/en/celebtrivia/pirate_default.htm?GT1=29000

Re: Managing for global warming ewest #132856 09/19/08 10:16 AM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Wow, Eric speaks pirate real good

Re: Managing for global warming Brettski #132858 09/19/08 10:39 AM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. B burgermeister Lunker burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. Da speak lika parot day must be gitten poplur. The brrrro in law and his wench be playin hooky today. Me be sailin' to Hattsburrrg tomor for to git dem strippers for the shallow watr sea o' mine. dey be comin on the Fed Ex tall ship.

Re: Managing for global warming burgermeister #132864 09/19/08 11:28 AM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca shiver me timbers....me varrrrge rafters are bein painted today GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming dave in el dorado ca #132868 09/19/08 12:08 PM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Burger... Your pirate-ese has a distinct hint of Cajun

Re: Managing for global warming Brettski #132871 09/19/08 12:58 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca arrrgh, cajun, i love cajun, warrrr's me pick-a-nick basket? GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming Brettski #132872 09/19/08 01:32 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio  Originally Posted By: Brettski Burger... Your pirate-ese has a distinct hint of Cajun I was afraid Burger thought it was Talk Like a Parrot Day. Not that the two are mutually exclusive. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming Brettski #132904 09/19/08 10:17 PM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. B burgermeister Lunker burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx.  Originally Posted By: Brettski Burger... Your pirate-ese has a distinct hint of Cajun Ya know, Cuz, dat always be a prolem. I git dis job at dat NASA wif ole Meadowlowk, but eva time day talk about LAUNCH, I go to get a samich. Dat job, it didnt last long.

Re: Managing for global warming burgermeister #132913 09/20/08 06:45 AM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois

Re: Managing for global warming Brettski #132917 09/20/08 07:37 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Yar - Yar - Yar - Harrrrg. RODLOL (D = da deck).

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #134854 10/05/08 08:12 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 21 Monticello Ia. K kjmiller Lunker kjmiller Lunker K Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 21 Monticello Ia. Bruce: First get back to basics and do something to make your fish grow bigger and then address the pirate. Kevin Last edited by Theo Gallus; 10/06/08 04:24 AM. Reason: - politics

Re: Managing for global warming kjmiller #140909 12/09/08 04:57 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca Cruise ship will evacuate to avoid pirate attack By PATRICK McGRRRRRROARTY, Associated Press – Tue Dec 9, 12:58 pm ET BERLIN – A German cruise ship plans to evacuate passengers in Yemen and fly them to the next port of call Wednesday to avoid any possible encounters with pirates off the coast of lawless Somalia.......... http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081209/ap_on_re_eu/piracy p.s. it is getting colder these days it seems. Last edited by dave in el dorado ca; 12/09/08 04:58 PM. GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming dave in el dorado ca #140932 12/09/08 08:48 PM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. B burgermeister Lunker burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. Arrrggg. Please, USA, dont get involved. Let the EU, NATO, and countries in which the vessels are flagged and manned deal with it. I hope we dont have to learn to speak Somalian for next yrs. "Speak lika Pirate day." Last edited by burgermeister; 12/09/08 08:50 PM. Reason: sp

Re: Managing for global warming burgermeister #140954 12/10/08 12:33 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Yarrrghghghgrrrr! Dem Somalian Pirates be toleratin da warm weather just fine, ain't they? It be a good time fer piratin'! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming burgermeister #141121 12/11/08 10:18 AM Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 7,099 Likes: 23 St Louis, MO area R Rainman Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame Lunker Rainman Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame Lunker R Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 7,099 Likes: 23 St Louis, MO area  Originally Posted By: burgermeister Arrrggg. Please, USA, dont get involved. Let the EU, NATO, and countries in which the vessels are flagged and manned deal with it. I hope we dont have to learn to speak Somalian for next yrs. "Speak lika Pirate day." Personally, after yesterday, I would LOVE to fire a cannon or preferrably a tactical nuke at a pirate, although the pirate I'm thinking of is not is Somalia!

Re: Managing for global warming Rainman #141134 12/11/08 11:12 AM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca just remember rainman, if there were no more pirates, the world would superheat and all life would be extinct as we know it. GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming dave in el dorado ca #141236 12/12/08 05:15 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Attire for Pond Pirates "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Managing for global warming Theo Gallus #187974 10/15/09 11:07 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Its Pirate day again. Yaaarrr ! http://zone.msn.com/en/celebtrivia/pirate_default.htm?gt1=29000

Re: Managing for global warming ewest #187975 10/15/09 11:11 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States I be plannin' an excooorsion to the North of Carolina fer some bull bluegills and their wenches! Yarrrghgghrrrr. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #187999 10/15/09 02:23 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca ay, may the wind be at yarrr back..........arrrrgh.... GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming dave in el dorado ca #188005 10/15/09 03:06 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Best kep a keen eye fer ole Mad Sam Cash , Bloody Sam Kidd and Iron Roger Read. They be plyin dem eastern waters an BG de like to plunder.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #270432 09/19/11 08:52 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. It is Pirate day.

Re: Managing for global warming ewest #270433 09/19/11 09:02 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Ygaarghghghghghg! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #270434 09/19/11 09:12 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States On me wish list for 2012 Arrrr-rator from Mad Sue Cruz Automatic fish feed-arrghghghg from Texas Hunt-yarr. A mounted fish from Cecil Barrdh Some til-yarrr-pia from Black Jack Rex. A new f-arrrrrrrrrr-pond from Otto I could go on and on. Yarrgh Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #270477 09/20/11 09:43 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Well -- Yaaarrr not gona plunder all them wit out some mates to help yarrrr. That be a full boat of plunder.

Re: Managing for global warming ewest #270494 09/20/11 10:43 AM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca D dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca Ay tis a fine treasure chest of booty yarr wanting Arrrrggg, Ya scheming bilge rat, What is dis talk of another farrrrr pond? GSF are people too!

Re: Managing for global warming dave in el dorado ca #270506 09/20/11 02:19 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Arrrrgggg who called for a scurvy bilge rat ? Thar he be.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #298589 07/08/12 08:16 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Be ready for September 19th, everybody. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #298591 07/08/12 08:20 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. E ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 21,490 Likes: 265 Miss. Arrrrggghhhh !

Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #306907 09/18/12 10:57 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States For some reason I have a strong desire to go out for Arrrrr-by's tomorrow. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

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Re: Managing for global warming Bruce Condello #521478 05/23/20 08:40 AM Joined: May 2020 Posts: 29 Likes: 3 United States B brah brah B Joined: May 2020 Posts: 29 Likes: 3 United States Yarrrghgh! "Daddy, why is that fish sleeping?"

Re: Managing for global warming brah #521479 05/23/20 09:43 AM Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,381 Likes: 46 Cartersville W wbuffetjr wbuffetjr W Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,381 Likes: 46 Cartersville Reviving an almost decade old thread just to yell like a Pirate?? Keep This Forum Viable, Read Pond Boss Magazine - America's Journal of Pond Management

Re: Managing for global warming wbuffetjr #521480 05/23/20 09:45 AM Joined: May 2020 Posts: 29 Likes: 3 United States B brah brah B Joined: May 2020 Posts: 29 Likes: 3 United States I was helpless to stop myself.😗 "Daddy, why is that fish sleeping?"