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Why would a Brazilian cut a Cod into pieces and cook it over flaming neoprene? Maybe I just don't get it... Darn it, Dwight, don't encourage him to start spouting off about the unpalatable twist he has put on this otherwise epicurean delight!
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You don't want to 'get it.' Word!
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"...but a six figure moratorium period may just be a reality!"
I was thinking 'necessity' over 'reality.'
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Well, what with JHAP's new serious outlook on life, he may be a lot less interesting, but a six figure moratorium period may just be a reality! It will not be a problem to me to achieve a six figure moratorium period. Well assuming that the figure includes numbers to the right of a decimal point. Oh and Todd, did you ever see this photo before?
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Wonder what it has in it's belly... It's at least pygmy size, but probably well on it's way to being dissolved. That sure ain't no "hey, get the first aid kit" Type-O-Snake. That's a "wait for the poop so we may be able to collect and analyze DNA, so we can notify next of kin" Type-O-Snake!
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Well, what with JHAP's new serious outlook on life, he may be a lot less interesting, but a six figure moratorium period may just be a reality! It will not be a problem to me to achieve a six figure moratorium period. Well assuming that the figure includes numbers to the right of a decimal point. Oh and Todd, did you ever see this photo before? Well, actually that was me inside the snake. I tried some intensive immersion therapy once, thinking that by just going down the gullet of a snake that size, it would force me to confront my issues with the end result being that I was able to overcome my irrational hatred of snakes. In the end, though, all I got was covered in snake poo and even more irritated at their existence. You'll note how the two fellows holding the lump that is me are struggling to stay upright - that's because I'm pretty big and, combined with the weight of that snake it was just almost too much for them. Yeah, I've seen that picture before.
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Well, what with JHAP's new serious outlook on life, he may be a lot less interesting, but a six figure moratorium period may just be a reality! It will not be a problem to me to achieve a six figure moratorium period. Well assuming that the figure includes numbers to the right of a decimal point. Oh and Todd, did you ever see this photo before? Well, actually that was me inside the snake. I tried some intensive immersion therapy once, thinking that by just going down the gullet of a snake that size, it would force me to confront my issues with the end result being that I was able to overcome my irrational hatred of snakes. In the end, though, all I got was covered in snake poo and even more irritated at their existence. You'll note how the two fellows holding the lump that is me are struggling to stay upright - that's because I'm pretty big and, combined with the weight of that snake it was just almost too much for them. Yeah, I've seen that picture before. If you were in the gullet of a snake like that, you became Snake Poo!
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Not if you're as tough as I am. I can out-bench Sunil any day, so snake bile has no effect on me!
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Not if you're as tough as I am. I can out-bench Sunil any day, so snake bile has no effect on me! That sucker would give you a tiny hug and it's lights out! I could tell you a real story about a pet Python starting to swallow a 3 month old baby, from the head, but I wont. Parents lost custody, and they should have been on the "Do Not Breed" list from the start!
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That sucker would give you a tiny hug and it's lights out! I always thought they looked like they wanted to cuddle! I could tell you a real story about a pet Python starting to swallow a 3 month old baby, from the head, but I wont. Parents lost custody, and they should have been on the "Do Not Breed" list from the start! Further evidence in support of a test to be approved for parenthood!
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