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So I'm driving along trying to retrieve the text message that TJ sent me.

I'm pushing this button and that on my cell phone.

Heck I don't even know if my cell phone knows what a text message is.

I'm using TJ's name in vain for texting me and not calling or emailing.

And then....

BUMP BUMP


So I stop the car get out and look around and.....

......OH NO, I'm in trouble again.







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The rabbit is being paid back for stealing the farmers chicken eggs. You were just the instrument, JHAP.

TJ is innocent on this count though there are other incidents that that he is to blame.


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Thanks Dwight, that saves me a phone call with Todd for some lawyering.


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Calling TJ innocent just somehow seems like a stretch? smile


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Its not your fault JHAP or TJs. Its the fault of the one who sent out a blind rabbit to cross a road carrying all the eggs. It was bound to run into someone's car.
















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Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
Thanks Dwight, that saves me a phone call with Todd for some lawyering.


I'm actually more interested in finding out if your car sustained any damage, because I think we could file a claim for that. grin


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Here I am enjoying a family filled traditional American Easter Sunday while unknowingly being falsely implicated in a scandal by my "other" family. Shame on you, shame on you all.




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Originally Posted By: teehjaeh57
Shame on you, shame on you all.

I feel so dirty now.



Oh wait a minute....

...okay...

... there I'm over it.



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That could have taken a few seconds longer...jeesh.


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I've got a shirt that says "I don't shoot innocent animals, I only shoot the ones that look guilty."

TJ just uses his truck! "Lets see, does that one look..... thump, thunp, thump as it bounces off the undercarriage. On second thought it doesn't matter now." grin

That's why he had to hide the eggs today.


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Originally Posted By: teehjaeh57
That could have taken a few seconds longer...jeesh.

Probably but I have a very high threshold for guilt. Sorta comes with the territory.


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Here I am enjoying a family filled traditional American Easter Sunday while unknowingly being falsely implicated in a scandal by my "other" family.

Besides I wouldn't call eating Gino's Pizza Rolls and watching the first season of Glee on DVD a "traditional American Easter Sunday." laugh laugh laugh


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Originally Posted By: esshup
I've got a shirt that says "I don't shoot innocent animals, I only shoot the ones that look guilty."


No comment necessary, I just thought this was so funny we should read it twice.


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Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
Originally Posted By: esshup
I've got a shirt that says "I don't shoot innocent animals, I only shoot the ones that look guilty."


No comment necessary, I just thought this was so funny we should read it twice.


Shameless post count padding!!!!


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Originally Posted By: Todd3138
Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
Thanks Dwight, that saves me a phone call with Todd for some lawyering.


I'm actually more interested in finding out if your car sustained any damage, because I think we could file a claim for that. grin


LOL laugh laugh


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Originally Posted By: Dwight
Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
Originally Posted By: esshup
I've got a shirt that says "I don't shoot innocent animals, I only shoot the ones that look guilty."


No comment necessary, I just thought this was so funny we should read it twice.


Shameless post count padding!!!!


Tell me about it! grin


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Boy, I just love threads that start saying something is TJ's fault.

But, I figured it had something to do with psychadelic/holographic mushrooms.

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Originally Posted By: Dave Davidson1
Boy, I just love threads that start saying something is TJ's fault.

But, I figured it had something to do with psychographic mushrooms.

My life has been sheltered, what is a pornopsychographic mushroom?


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Okay, so I'm implicated in rendering the Easter bunny into roadkill; eating Geno's pizza rolls in my boxers and watching a TV series which emasculates my frontiersman/Bear Grylls character; topped off by insinuations I'd be even vaguely familiar with the effects of pyschadelic substances of any kind.

So....that makes me a what?


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Pretty well adjusted dude?


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Not sure about well adjusted but seems to fit in pretty well around here.


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Today, this reporter came across a terrifying phenomenon present in the outskirts of Neopian society, in the city most commonly known as Sakhmet in the Lost Desert. This phenomenon has a basis in the root of all evils, Sakhmet Solitaire, and its propensity to turn relatively normal, well-adjusted Neopians into zombies. laugh



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Originally Posted By: teehjaeh57
So....that makes me a what?


An upstanding citizen in the Pond Boss community?


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Originally Posted By: Todd3138
Originally Posted By: Dwight
Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
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I've got a shirt that says "I don't shoot innocent animals, I only shoot the ones that look guilty."


No comment necessary, I just thought this was so funny we should read it twice.


Shameless post count padding!!!!


Tell me about it! grin

Who would stoop so low as to quote people quoting quotes of people quoting other people just to boost their post count.

That is despicable.


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AP I've read your quote over and over and I can't figure out what the heck you're talking about unless you're calling TJ a zombie.

Then I'd have to probably agree somewhat maybe.


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