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You guys are playing with fire... Tax season isn't far away though, so I guess get it in now before it's off limits and below the belt.

I know that there is a closed season on Green Sunfish that opens again on April 16th, but I forget when it closes.

Holy Moly, my BS meter is running at red line and Heretic Alarm Klaxon is sounding relentlessly.

I leave you pond meisters up to your own devices for a brief stint and what do I find? That you all have consumed the poison koolaid!

I see now that I am unable to turn my back on this forum for even a brief respite without having lunacy abound.

But no more my friends, obviously the "winter crazies" have set in and I shall be required to monitor your blasphemies more closely.

And for those that were foolish enough to cast disparaging comments toward my beloved GSF and/or the GSA.... know this.... revenge is like pizza it can be served hot or cold, for dinner or breakfast, with or without anchovies.

Oh and by the way, I would have never wrestled a microphone away from a 90 year old woman.

I highly resent that disparaging remark.

I cannot believe this unfounded remark against my character was allowed to be posted to this forum.

That was totally uncalled for.

I'm completely offended.






That woman was not a day over 87.

Oh, man, you have to admit this guy is good! Look at that quote above - he managed to work fish into the thread!

Well done, sir! Well done, indeed!

Unfortunately, anchovies give me the gout something fierce.

I like Anchovies! Depends where you get them though. Some have been down right disgusting , so it is like Russian roulette.

I also like anchovies (green sunfish).

Sardines would be better but JHAP likes GSchovies !

I like Sardines in Mustard Sauce, so does my dog Luna, but she cant have some of the ingredients due to Cancer, so she gets the bland ones in water, which she dont like. I am going to try Mackerel tonight. 18,000 MG of pure Omega 3 Salmon Oil is some pretty raunchy stuff. Need to mask it somehow!

Any suggestions?

Jim Beam Black?

Any suggestions in regards to getting green sunfish to grow as large anchovies?

If someone can post the picture of JHAP piloting the boat, just prior to ramming the bridge abuttment, we can start calling JHAP "Dreamboat Annie."

his Mickey Rourke "look"

Gimme a break I didn't ram that bridge abutment, I merely grazed it.

All this talk of anchovies reminded me of one of my most favorite lines from Monty Python....

Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lamb, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutan, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...

I highly recommend that you cease and desist with this besmirch upon my good character or I shall be forced to deploy the Holy Hand Grenade of Antiock.


PS:
I wonder if Ken has a recipe for orangutan?

I think eating orangutan is almost like being a cannibal. Probably tastes like chicken though.

JHAP stars as DREAMBOAT ANNIE!!!!

Surely thou shalt not lobbest the holy hand grenade?

Sheesh. You have been gone from the list for far too long if you have to actually wonder about that!

Egads! You guys could turn me into a vegan. JHAP's pond is in Donner Pass, and you guys think I might have recipes for our extended family. As a kid, we joked about our neighbor Ed Gein (role model for Hannibal Lecter) having lady fingers in his cookie jar.

Andrew Zimmern has only a few countries and foods on me. I have eaten a lot of different, and sometimes disgusting foods, in many different lands. But, for now, I'm still sticking to non-primates.

Anybody want me to bring some baluts to PB IV?

Ain't no way I'm going to click on baluts.

Coward!

I clicked it. I WAS eating breakfast but that's all over with now. ALL OVER!

Thanks Ken!!

If I can find some I will, but I think Brettski has access to a more diverse food culture than I do.