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My first time on the forum in about five months and what do I find? My Brazilian Cut Neoprene Codpiece counter has to be reset to zero again! Dangit! I was doing so well without that image in my head!

That being said, sorry to hear about your theft and vandalism, Jeff. That really sucks. I'm looking forward to reading the thread on it and hope you are able to do something about it.

Hope all are doing well and I'm looking forward to trying to get back in here a little more frequently.

You have been working to hard.

Tell me about it! Business has been booming. I need to hire an associate.

Same here. Lets go into business together!!

I'd love to! Let's figure out a way to make it happen and then you and I can work on raising big ole' bluegills! Plenty of states permit joint professionals to share office space - lawyers and accountants, doctors and physical therapists. Just not sure how our respective state boards of ethics would look at a dentist and a lawyer, though!

That would be prohibited because the regulatory board could not tell who was getting drilled. ---

Todd, it's great to hear from you!

Yep the theft sucked that is for sure.

But we are not defeated, deflated perhaps but not defeated.

We are researching various security alternatives and, god willing, will be at our property much more in 2013.

I'm glad to see you posting again!

"B&T's House of Pain"
"we drill 'em, grill 'em and double bill 'em"

I just embarrassed myself in front of the patients by laughing so loud.

Fortunately I am at home so I was free to laugh as loud as I wanted! Loved that post!

Randy, I think your tag line is a winner for us, although we don't want to publicize the double billing bit! JHAP, can you give us a tax opinion on double billing? How can we avoid the tax liability?

It's great to be back in the swing of things.

As far as security measures, have you considered installing live panthers? If they don't do the trick, you can always brew up some of your very own Sex Panther Cologne - it's made with real bits of panther so you know it has to be good!

Good one!

Who is Todd tho! Don't quite remember that far back

Panthers are over rated. There's ways to defeat that security system too.......

JKB, Todd's one of the good guys - lives up in WV with Ken (well, not actually "with" Ken, but you know what I mean). He's an attorney, who has been too busy to talk to us lately.

I'll bet it has something to do with the color of his tractor

Hey, there is nothing wrong with a combination of red and mud, buddy!

Good to be back, my friend. I wish my tractor was the only reason I've been away so stinking long, but I have been blessed with an amazingly busy year at work and it isn't showing any signs of slowing down. The downside is that I haven't been on the tractor but a few hours total in the past several months. Just pathetic, I tell ya!

Ken and I thank you for that clarification!

Good point, but that's why multiples may be a consideration!

Biggest Brown just under 12 lbs.



Biggest brook was a little over six pounds here:



Rainbow 9 lbs. 9 oz.



Biggest Yellow Perch. 2.81 lbs. (2 lbs. 13 oz.) 16 1/4 inches.



Biggest bluegill was 1 lb. 7 1/2 oz. Can't find a picture of it but this is a good representation of the bluegills in the pond.

Where are the traveling lures ?

I believe JHAP has them.

So where is JHAP?!!

Man, I'm gone for a few months and come back to like 50,000 missed posts! Almost pays to mark all read and start watching a little more closely!

JHAP is where Todd3138 has been.

I would like to get my hands on them too.

Dang, this must be a big place cuz I ain't seen hide nor hair of that boy!