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When I was 30 I could drop 30 pounds in 30 days while drinking beer with no workouts. Now it takes 90 days to drop 30 pounds with no beer and daily workouts. It doesn’t seem fair because I deserve to look good. Is there a government lard-butt grant for my situation? Should I litigate the bad corporate food Cartel? 
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When I was 30 I could drop 30 pounds in 30 days while drinking beer with no workouts.
Now it takes 90 days to drop 30 pounds with no beer and daily workouts. Is it the age difference, or are the workouts and lack of beer holding you back?
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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Prolly your 3rd grade teacher's fault. A phychological blemish or character flaw.
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Is there a government lard-butt grant for my situation? aka; pork barrel spending
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stop eating fast food it is making this country fat. no body has the time to cook a good meal anymore
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stop eating fast food it is making this country fat. no body has the time to cook a good meal anymore We still prepare delicious home cooked meals with loving care. We only eat out 2-3 times a month. Doesn't help, still overweight. 
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stop eating fast food it is making this country fat. no body has the time to cook a good meal anymore We still prepare delicious home cooked meals with loving care. We only eat out 2-3 times a month. Doesn't help, still overweight. Problem is, in Eunice, every meal starts with a # of butter.
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calories in < calories out
simple equation, but hard to do
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Problem is, in Eunice, every meal starts with a # of butter. Butter is a health food, isn't it? I remember it being in one of the food groups I learned about in grade school.
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I remember when it was illegal to traffic margerine in Wisconsin.
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Problem is, in Eunice, every meal starts with a # of butter. Butter is a health food, isn't it? I remember it being in one of the food groups I learned about in grade school. Without Butter, food has no meaning. May as well just go grab a branch off a tree and gnaw on that.
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I remember when it was illegal to traffic margerine in Wisconsin. About that same time it was illegal to sell colored margarine in Iowa. It came with a little packet of yellow coloring if you wanted to make it look butter-like at home. Who are these people?
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I remember when it was illegal to traffic margerine in Wisconsin. Bski put himself through Prep School as a Butterlegger.
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Get some Kettle Bells, Dwight.
You might take some 50-60lb. bells. Maybe 70lb. bells...
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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I already have enough muscle (covered with a layer of insulation). I suppose juggling a couple of the 70 pound ones could be considered aerobic activity.
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Still at it and making progress..... 
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Well, maybe from the neck down.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Old Photo  I don't want to put a new one out here until my ripped abs are fully visible and I am rid of this winter pallor. 
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So is that like Summer 2010, or later?
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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You know, Dwight, that have that spray-on tan available now...
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Sunil - So is that like Summer 2010, or later? May 24, 2010 Theo - You know, Dwight, that have that spray-on tan available now... I sometimes wonder about spaced engineers.
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"May 24, 2010"
If you say so, Mabro, if you say so.
Are you going some place south to get some sun?
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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"May 24, 2010"
If you say so, Mabro, if you say so.
Are you going some place south to get some sun? South?  Gail and I are going up nort fishing on Birch Lake for a week. The 24th is a couple days after our return. 
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There was a time in the not too distant past when "Gail's beer" was on the left side and "Dwight's beer" was on the right side of the Beer Fridge. Now it is all "Gail's beer" on both sides.  
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I am tooting my own horn, sorry.  It has been 100 days since I started shape shifting. I celebrated this morning by eating 1/4 of a pork chop and a fried egg for breakfast. Then I did my normal 40 minute aerobic workout and went for a 45 minute, 3 mile walk, afterward. Pounds lost so far: 35 Resting pulse: 67 (was 80) Blood Pressure: 118/70 (was 138/84) Stamina increase: 44% (based on aerobic weights increases and repetition increases averaged per hour)
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