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DWIED and JWHAP are always one point ahead of DIED and JHAP! \:D

(In fact most of the time they are one step ahead of DIED and JHAP).


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 Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
DWIED and JWHAP are always one point ahead of DIED and JHAP! \:D

(In fact most of the time they are one step ahead of DIED and JHAP).


And isn't that exactly where a good - albeit frustrating - wife should always be?! I know I live my life always one step behind! \:D


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 Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
DWIED and JWHAP are always one point ahead of DIED and JHAP! \:D

(In fact most of the time they are one step ahead of DIED and JHAP).


Don't fool yourself! They gotta be at least a hundred steps ahead. And it grows exponentially every year \:o

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i did get a sufficient "i told you so" from DWIED.

 Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello
Somebody got it.

It's currently successful, but I'm sure when the photo was taken it was still in the process of growing.

It was specially designed by somebody I'm now consulting with.

You can't see the original attempt, and the two rectangles are the "engineered" (and successful) solution.


just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow??


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 Originally Posted By: dave in el dorado ca
i did get a sufficient "i told you so" from DWIED.

 Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello
Somebody got it.

It's currently successful, but I'm sure when the photo was taken it was still in the process of growing.

It was specially designed by somebody I'm now consulting with.

You can't see the original attempt, and the two rectangles are the "engineered" (and successful) solution.


just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow??


With tinkle bells and poopy smells, and CSBG all in a row!


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 Originally Posted By: Todd3138
 Originally Posted By: dave in el dorado ca
i did get a sufficient "i told you so" from DWIED.

 Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello
Somebody got it.

It's currently successful, but I'm sure when the photo was taken it was still in the process of growing.

It was specially designed by somebody I'm now consulting with.

You can't see the original attempt, and the two rectangles are the "engineered" (and successful) solution.


just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow??


With tinkle bells and poopy smells, and CSBG all in a row!



You guys are going light weight! What Is Up!, No reference to GSF in your rhyme!!!

I get poopy smells, but would rather have a pond full of GSF and have to fix that later...

So, I guess the GSA win's on Poopy smells

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 Originally Posted By: dave in el dorado ca
just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow??


A leech field grows much like ambulance chasing attorneys grow their law practice.











They both try to get blood out of every living thing that crosses their path.




Sorry attorneys, the devil made me do it.



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When JHAP types in the 3rd person, who gets the points?


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 Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
 Originally Posted By: dave in el dorado ca
just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow??


A leech field grows much like ambulance chasing attorneys grow their law practice.











They both try to get blood out of every living thing that crosses their path.




Sorry attorneys, the devil made me do it.



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But where a good attorney makes it a true art form is by sucking just enough blood to allow his prey to live, able to give blood again on another day!


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 Originally Posted By: burgermeister


Too much hair!


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 Originally Posted By: burgermeister

Would you allow this guy to fish your pond

or use him for fish bait.

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Bait and structure!


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neither, that is not coming anywhere near my pond.

Nice tie though

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I'll keep my comments about attorneys to myself...

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 Originally Posted By: CJBS2003
I'll keep my comments about attorneys to myself...


Aw, c'mon, Travis, we're not all bad!


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This is true... Not all, just most! HAHA

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I was tempted to tell another lawyer joke, but the last time I did it was moderated.



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Oh, there are certainly enough of them out there! My goal is to know all the punchlines so I can play the role of spoiler!


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 Originally Posted By: CJBS2003
This is true... Not all, just most! HAHA


That's the spirit! We've found some common ground, my friend! \:D


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Todd the punchline was.... there was one empty seat. \:D



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 Originally Posted By: adirondack pond
Todd the punchline was.... there was one empty seat. \:D


Define "shame" - a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean and . . .


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Now what does any of this have to do with Bruce's Quarry Contest 2010??!! Take this stuff to another thread!! \:D \:D \:D


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I think we better change the topic. ;\)



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