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DWIED and JWHAP are always one point ahead of DIED and JHAP! (In fact most of the time they are one step ahead of DIED and JHAP).
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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DWIED and JWHAP are always one point ahead of DIED and JHAP! (In fact most of the time they are one step ahead of DIED and JHAP). And isn't that exactly where a good - albeit frustrating - wife should always be?! I know I live my life always one step behind!
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DWIED and JWHAP are always one point ahead of DIED and JHAP! (In fact most of the time they are one step ahead of DIED and JHAP). Don't fool yourself! They gotta be at least a hundred steps ahead. And it grows exponentially every year
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i did get a sufficient "i told you so" from DWIED. Somebody got it.
It's currently successful, but I'm sure when the photo was taken it was still in the process of growing.
It was specially designed by somebody I'm now consulting with.
You can't see the original attempt, and the two rectangles are the "engineered" (and successful) solution. just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow??
GSF are people too!
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i did get a sufficient "i told you so" from DWIED. Somebody got it.
It's currently successful, but I'm sure when the photo was taken it was still in the process of growing.
It was specially designed by somebody I'm now consulting with.
You can't see the original attempt, and the two rectangles are the "engineered" (and successful) solution. just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow?? With tinkle bells and poopy smells, and CSBG all in a row!
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i did get a sufficient "i told you so" from DWIED. Somebody got it.
It's currently successful, but I'm sure when the photo was taken it was still in the process of growing.
It was specially designed by somebody I'm now consulting with.
You can't see the original attempt, and the two rectangles are the "engineered" (and successful) solution. just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow?? With tinkle bells and poopy smells, and CSBG all in a row! You guys are going light weight! What Is Up!, No reference to GSF in your rhyme!!! I get poopy smells, but would rather have a pond full of GSF and have to fix that later... So, I guess the GSA win's on Poopy smells
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just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow?? A leech field grows much like ambulance chasing attorneys grow their law practice. They both try to get blood out of every living thing that crosses their path. Sorry attorneys, the devil made me do it. Disclaimer: JHAP has the highest level of respect for most attorneys and in fact works with a number of attorneys in his accounting practice. JHAP is a firm believer that engaging a good attorney is the corner stone of any good business. JHAP realizes that DIED was talking about the "other" kind of leech field but the joke doesn't work anywhere near as well with a septic leech field versus the blood sucking kind of leach. JHAP is not sure why he is speaking in third person but he must admit he finds it amusing.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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When JHAP types in the 3rd person, who gets the points?
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow?? A leech field grows much like ambulance chasing attorneys grow their law practice. They both try to get blood out of every living thing that crosses their path. Sorry attorneys, the devil made me do it. Disclaimer: JHAP has the highest level of respect for most attorneys and in fact works with a number of attorneys in his accounting practice. JHAP is a firm believer that engaging a good attorney is the corner stone of any good business. JHAP realizes that DIED was talking about the "other" kind of leech field but the joke doesn't work anywhere near as well with a septic leech field versus the blood sucking kind of leach. JHAP is not sure why he is speaking in third person but he must admit he finds it amusing. But where a good attorney makes it a true art form is by sucking just enough blood to allow his prey to live, able to give blood again on another day!
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Would you allow this guy to fish your pond or use him for fish bait.
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neither, that is not coming anywhere near my pond.
Nice tie though
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I'll keep my comments about attorneys to myself...
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I'll keep my comments about attorneys to myself... Aw, c'mon, Travis, we're not all bad!
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This is true... Not all, just most! HAHA
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I was tempted to tell another lawyer joke, but the last time I did it was moderated.
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Oh, there are certainly enough of them out there! My goal is to know all the punchlines so I can play the role of spoiler!
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This is true... Not all, just most! HAHA That's the spirit! We've found some common ground, my friend!
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Todd the punchline was.... there was one empty seat.
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Todd the punchline was.... there was one empty seat. Define "shame" - a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean and . . .
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I think we better change the topic.
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