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joke that might get moderated #203510 02/10/10 04:15 PM
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OP n8ly Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame Lunker Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,505 peoria	What do you call largemouth droppings or possibly even ilegitimate offspring?

Re: joke that might get moderated n8ly #203511 02/10/10 04:21 PM
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dave in el dorado ca Ambassador Lunker D Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,261 el dorado ca	$\:o$ $\:\/$ GSF are people too!

Re: joke that might get moderated dave in el dorado ca #203522 02/10/10 05:47 PM
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burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx.	It took a few seconds, but I knew that if a greenie lover got it, I had to. I almost said I havent a clue. Actually, I envy the Cali folks that can grow the large gsf. They are really super aggressive. I'm just afraid they'll eat all my bass, then rape and pillage my bluegill.

Re: joke that might get moderated burgermeister #203530 02/10/10 06:37 PM
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Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 14,000 Likes: 286 Central Ohio	$\:\)$ Did you think that up all by yourself, Nate, or did Justin help? $;\)$ "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: joke that might get moderated n8ly #203533 02/10/10 06:55 PM
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catmandoo Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,712 Likes: 3 Hampshire Co., WV	Originally Posted By: n8ly What do you call largemouth droppings or possibly even ilegitimate offspring? Nate -- is this your newest website? Mugs, mousepads, magnets, teeshirts, and more . . . Subscribe to Pond Boss Magazine Peculiar Friends are Better than No Friends at All!

Re: joke that might get moderated catmandoo #203550 02/10/10 08:37 PM
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OP n8ly Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame Lunker Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,505 peoria	That is a joke from justin and allen as they were catching mice in our neglected office this afternoon, how did you know theo?

Re: joke that might get moderated n8ly #203558 02/10/10 09:26 PM
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Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 14,000 Likes: 286 Central Ohio	It involves a complicated formula utilizing the length of the joke, number of words in the punchline, and the volume and duration of the groan generated to determine the age of the source. You're close, but a little too old. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: joke that might get moderated Theo Gallus #203607 02/11/10 08:40 AM
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Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,771 Likes: 303 Somerset, PA	What is the answer? Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: joke that might get moderated Sunil #203608 02/11/10 08:48 AM
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Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 14,000 Likes: 286 Central Ohio	15 + 19j "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: joke that might get moderated Sunil #203614 02/11/10 09:46 AM
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rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker R Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi	Originally Posted By: Sunil What is the answer? bump Just do it...

Re: joke that might get moderated burgermeister #203618 02/11/10 10:11 AM
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jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker J Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA	Natester, Natester, Natester. I would say that cabin fever is getting to you guys but since you have no qualms about camping, fishing and even and swimming in this weather I think you are immune to cabin fever. Originally Posted By: burgermeister Actually, I envy the Cali folks that can grow the large gsf. They are really super aggressive. A large GSF is very, very fun to catch. One of the best times I had fishing with DIED was fly fishing on his pond. Catching a nice sized GSF on a fly rod is an absolute blast. Originally Posted By: burgermeister I'm just afraid they'll eat all my bass, then rape and pillage my bluegill. Ah come on. They wouldn't eat all your bass. Only the ones small enough to fit in their mouth. JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)

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