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What do you call largemouth droppings or possibly even ilegitimate offspring?
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GSF are people too!  
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It took a few seconds, but I knew that if a greenie lover got it, I had to. I almost said I havent a clue.
Actually, I envy the Cali folks that can grow the large gsf. They are really super aggressive. I'm just afraid they'll eat all my bass, then rape and pillage my bluegill.
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 Did you think that up all by yourself, Nate, or did Justin help? 
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What do you call largemouth droppings or possibly even ilegitimate offspring? Nate -- is this your newest website? Mugs, mousepads, magnets, teeshirts, and more . . .
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That is a joke from justin and allen as they were catching mice in our neglected office this afternoon, how did you know theo?
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It involves a complicated formula utilizing the length of the joke, number of words in the punchline, and the volume and duration of the groan generated to determine the age of the source. You're close, but a little too old.
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Natester, Natester, Natester. I would say that cabin fever is getting to you guys but since you have no qualms about camping, fishing and even and swimming in this weather I think you are immune to cabin fever. Actually, I envy the Cali folks that can grow the large gsf. They are really super aggressive. A large GSF is very, very fun to catch. One of the best times I had fishing with DIED was fly fishing on his pond. Catching a nice sized GSF on a fly rod is an absolute blast. I'm just afraid they'll eat all my bass, then rape and pillage my bluegill. Ah come on. They wouldn't eat all your bass. Only the ones small enough to fit in their mouth.
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