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treeplanter will have us believe that this is an innocent mishap involving soft, silty soil . What say you, Pondmeisters? - Come on...gimme a caption. - - - - - 
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I can't...without being severely moderated and possibly banned for life. 
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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I can't...without being severely moderated and possibly banned for life. I'm in the same boat!
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How about:
Uh Oh, I'm gonna need a bigger piece of chain.
Get this durn thing out before my Wife sees it. She told me.....
Go get Tom G and the dynamite. That ought to lift it up enough.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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"Wonder if this thing has a jack in the trunk? Wonder if it even has a trunk? I need to hurry before someone shows up with a camera. I bet my beer's going flat..."
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"After watching Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom about male rams in the mountains of Canada, Chuckie knew he had only one option to just try and hit the problem head on."
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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"i pray to the GODS of yellow iron"
"hey, look at me!! i'm a PTO"
GSF are people too!  
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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"SPARKY....SPARKY?....dumb dog was always getting in my way..."
Words have the power to both destroy and heal, when words are both true and kind they can change our world...
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After years of instruction in the ancient art of Caterpillar Yodeling the student is finally able to conjure up a tractor.
Much like a momma bird, occasionally a heavy equipment operator must regurgitate up a meal for his young tractor.
Hey Honey, look what I caught in the muck trap, and you said filling a field with muck was a waste of time.
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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"I KNEW something was fishy about this John Dyer tractor"
Words have the power to both destroy and heal, when words are both true and kind they can change our world...
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That posthole digger was here a minute ago,I swear.
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two! 
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That posthole digger was here a minute ago,I swear. Been there, done that. Damn roots.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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That posthole digger was here a minute ago,I swear. I have been there too. Had to replace the drive line and bit 2 years ago. Don't have to worry about that now. I backed the tractor up the other day and forgot to lift the posthole digger that was resting on the ground. It snapped the shaft off at the gear head. It's toast now. Any one need a new 12 inch bit and drive line?
 The road goes on forever and the party nevers end...............................................
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Skidsteer- "Since you're down there....."
Operator- "Sure.....why not"
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge" Albert Einstein
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Now, where does that damn jack go?
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What is it, that's not exactly water, and it ain't exactly earth?
Quicksand!!!
Dang that was lucky! Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart!
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"Hmmm...that Banjo music is getting louder"
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I bow to the god of skid steerers.
In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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OK, turn your front wheels to the left and cough.
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OK, turn your front wheels to the left and cough. That one, I like. 
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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No good rotten $&%*@$% I knew this $@%# was going to happen, what the $%#@ was I thinking…..man do I feel like a dumb @$$.
Been there, done that and them thar exact words came out of my mouth.
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No good rotten $&%*@$% I knew this $@%# was going to happen, what the $%#@ was I thinking…..man do I feel like a dumb @$$.
Been there, done that and them thar exact words came out of my mouth.
What a coincidence,thats the same thing I said when I slid off the dam into the pond on mine. 
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two!
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No good rotten $&%*@$% I knew this $@%# was going to happen, what the $%#@ was I thinking…..man do I feel like a dumb @$$.
Been there, done that and them thar exact words came out of my mouth.
Funny, I think that's exactly what we said when this did happen. Good call Jims Place. You nailed it.
"Acts of creation are ordinarily reserved for gods and poets. To plant a tree, one need only own a shovel." -- Aldo Leopold
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